Nick Morey

God has a Nick complex

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

yeah the Lord guided that bullet right into one of his supporters

[😼 @dutchessprim]

But he didn’t intervene at Uvalde?

Your god sucks.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

[logan unfiltered @Logimli]

Created a Twitter account to post that Falling in Reverse deserved so much better at the Paycom today.

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

literally explain to me what is so "funny" about some rich guys ignoring all certification, nailing themselves into a coffin, and shooting it to the bottom of the ocean

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Everyone at the company makes 70k, they share all profits, and they make decisions democratically. There is another way to do things.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

really love the subtlety of him calling his stepfather’s completely insane, unique death “the drama” here. chef’s kiss

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Military spending this year:
🇺🇸$877 billion
🇨🇳$292 billion
🇷🇺$86 billion
🇮🇳$81 billion
🇸🇦$75 billion
🇬🇧$69 billion
🇩🇪$56 billion
🇫🇷$54 billion
🇯🇵$46 billion

But please. Keep telling us the problem with the deficit is the kid who gets $6 a day in food stamps.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Pretty cool how we have an $800 billion defense budget and the first thing Congress is going to cut is food stamps

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

MAGA Logic:
-Abortion: Govt Ban
-Marijuana: Govt Ban
-Drag shows: Govt Ban
-Immigration: Govt Ban
-Dialogue on racism: Govt Ban
-Books by Black & LGBTQ authors: Govt Ban
-Tobacco (kills 480K Americans annually including from 2nd hand smoke): Dems are nanny-state authoritarian!!🤬

[Nick Morey @Nick_Morey_]

If you’re from Oklahoma you picked a drink from Sonic when you were 12 and you’re stuck with it until you die

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Reminder that just last month Republicans wore AR-15 pins in place of where their American flag pin would normally go.

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

THEY DON'T SAY THIS ABOUT ANY OTHER TYPE OF CRIME. But when it comes to the ability to use weapons of war against civilians, they say nothing can and should be done, because people who want to shoot up schools are going to shoot up schools, so let the chips fall where they may.

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Ted and Heidi Cruz’s prayers are not working.

[Tara Blume @tcblume]

OKCPD release body cam footage of Police Captain James French, arrested for DUI last Sunday after a poker game.
“You been drinking sir?” …”I am a Captain.” Later whispering…”Turn your camera off.” The story later this afternoon on @kfor

[Forrest Bennett @ForrestBennett]

Good morning from the Oklahoma House Chamber, where a pastor and a psychiatrist (who are also legislators) are fighting *AGAINST* a bill that would ban corporal punishment for students with special needs.

It’s 2023 outside; it’s 1880 in here.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.