Me: good movie is coming out this weekend wanna go watch? And if so can you sneak me in a beer or four?
Wife: yeah
Me: really?
Wife: you sneak them in, I don’t want to get arrested
Me: I’ll bail you out, after movie 👍
I asked my wife last weekend if she wanted to go see the movie The Accountant 2. I asked her to sneak me in a couple beers. Her reply “can’t, I have no pockets” ….????
There’s a good movie that came out. I’ve been doin my husbandly duty lately hangin with the wife and the in-laws. Pretty optimistic she’s going to say yes tomorrow to a couple a brewskis at the theater. Stay tuned!!!
Apparently my wife won’t sneak any beers into the theater for me cuz she “follows the law”.. really making me question life in general #whatami#whoarewe
My wife is saying she’d sneak me in a couple beers into the movie theater.. I think she’s just saying that cuz she knows they’re closed down. #COVID19#hater