Nick Barbu

[pawle @lofrotomy]

guy named richard: please, call me penis

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

they banned me from the 7-eleven alleyway for convincing 2 homeless guys that morrowind actually happened

[Egg @eggfromabird]

boobs >>> netanyahu

[Bailey Tjolsen @baileytjolsen]

#WeWill Beat Barrett!!! 💙

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

A very flustered Kornacki just spilled his water all over his computer and paper maps. It’s the most thrilling thing I’ve seen all year

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I can't believe Mitch McConnell died tomorrow

[celica @genderatio]

the first nigga to fry a pickle had 2 be going thru something troubling

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they’re building a data center in roku city

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Started reading Frankenstein and I hate it. When does he meet Scooby-Doo

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Greg Fuhhels @Greg_Fuhhels]

The early bird is brutally molesting me

[Bailey Tjolsen @baileytjolsen]

the culprit 💗

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Good thing about this speech is that it's pretty easy to follow as long as you speak fucking lunatic

[Jess @MeetJess]

Nothing like a little apocalyptic haze paired with explosive diarrhea to really romanticize the summer.

[alien @fastestUFO]

the tickle monster is the scariest guy I've ever seen in my life

[william/al @fazvodka]

mildly inconvenienced santa claus: i’m gonna kill my elf

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[frick @gofrickurself]

I’m autistic and my special interest is threatening suicide

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

I wonder if Mike Johnson is going to hear about tonight.