nicholas schofield

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On Labor Day we honor the American worker and reaffirm our commitment to the great American middle class. http://j.mp/a3RjbF

[nicholas schofield @nickeeS]

@danieltosh that big dinosaur wanted to eat your ballbag!

[nicholas schofield @nickeeS]

@potter099 whatsup nigga?

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@Dirt_Nasty if I pay for the ticket over here are you down to hang?

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I'm sad for tommorrow, because I'm gonna fuck it's shit up.

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Yeah

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So what? that Happens to me everyday. RT @Dirt_Nasty: Just had a dream I was sucking my own dick. Woke up and my pillow was gone.

[nicholas schofield @nickeeS]

@AndyMilonakis my moms is "pop, lock, and drop it"

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On this day one year ago two young men embarked on the journey of a lifetime, they had no idea what they were getting themself into...

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@WonderBoy335 dude remember the zombie we finally did buy gas from?!

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On this day 12 million years ago a baby kangaroo was born and he paid a homeless man to give hoes and beer to everyone. Merry xxx-mas y'all

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@DoucheOchocinco let's make a class action lawsuit for all the asbestos we inhaled while working in Mercedes.

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Haha jk I don't know

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No ma'am I'm getting married tonite

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Today is a big day, really I'm very nervous, a little bit excited, but mostly just anxious.

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Yeah I did too @shakira RT @nickeeS I had a good time last night! ;D

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The pussycat dollls just gave me a lapdance in a closet while they were singing "buttons" pretty amazing keep it real everybody

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Nah they seem like dirty girls, like everyone would be all over 'em all the time.

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If Julieta venegas wanted to get married I would probably say yes. She just doesn't seem like a dirty girl yah know

[nicholas schofield @nickeeS]

No I'm just having my friends the pussycat dolls and Shakira over, what's so crazy about that it's not the first time.