Nick Greenlaw

My tweets are guaranteed to make you breathe just a little harder out of your nose

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

Is it possible to ask for a WiFi password without sounding like a shitty millennial?

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

The individual components of a s’more are better than a s’more

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

Karaoke is mankind’s worst invention

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

Anyone else think that Kevin McCallister had enough time to take at least two bites of his Mac and cheese?

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

@NickGreenlaw You see how we enter the picture—very calm, very stealthy, very blending into the scenery😎
We kept it cute in the background, but we were only a small part of the bigger picture! Congrats on your nuptials, and here's to a happy, healthy, and long marriage.🥂💌 -Tiara

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

@SouthwestAir photo bombing our wedding photos and we couldn’t be happier

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

Bad day to be a retina #Eclipse2024

[Tom Breen @TJBreen]

These are the best tweets (note: some salty language) 🧵

[Nick_folio @Nick_Folio]

Artificial Suicide

Mix @mattxdierkes

[blink-182 Paraguay @blink182py]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY'S?
@blink182

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

@zpwalshy @blink182 Just listened to Dance With Me… Chef’s kiss 👌🏼

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

I don’t like tequila

[BAD OMENS @badomenscult]

🌊

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

Normalize bands circling their name when they post that they’ve been added to a festival lineup.

[craig reynolds @reynlord]

make @iamjohnoliver laugh ✅

i’m on @LateNightSeth all this week 🖤

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

I’d argue that I eat more food during multi-day training seminars than I do over the holidays.

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

Officially a homeowner! Now I can finally join the conversation when my co workers complain about taxes

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

Nothing worse than sitting in an almost silent office area and your stomach decides to do a blue whale impersonation

[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

Jumping on that Wordle train🤘🏼

Wordle 223 4/6

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[Nick Greenlaw @NickGreenlaw]

This is so awesome! Discovered @TURNSTILEHC at the beginning of this year and they’re now one of my favorite bands. It’s so cool to see music like this on prime time! https://t.co/x7tk38VCAS