Nick 🐀

I save files on my computer to my desktop
CIO of Vandelay Industries
One man uncontacted tribe

[Nick 🐀 @Nickitynack69]

I'm a machine that converts food and water into stress.

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

FX's English Teacher - OFFICIAL TRAILER | A new comedy series that stars Brian Jordan Alvarez as Evan, an Austin high school teacher striving to meet the conflicting needs of students and parents amidst ever-changing rules. Premieres 9.2 on FX. Stream on Hulu. #EnglishTeacherFX

[Nick 🐀 @Nickitynack69]

@INVUJerry @thedisturbed007 One thing GM cars do really well is run broken. Spectacularly broken.

[Kyle Spike Glasgow (GM Era) @thedisturbed007]

The Malibu Classic story: a Thread

The story of the Malibu Classic & why it even exists is hilarious. Think of a time when you’ve misplaced something, maybe your phone, keys wallet etc; usually you find in at most a couple hours & all is well. But have you ever lost…

[Nick 🐀 @Nickitynack69]

@N042Nick Meth doesn't count I'm new mexico sober 💯💯💯💯

[Nick 🐀 @Nickitynack69]

This is what going fully sober feels like btw.

[Gonzalo Nuñez @gonzalo__nunez]

there is something deeply wrong with pickleball. it is a microcosm of everything wrong with modernity. a giant larp. the shrunken court, the way the whiffle ball absorbs all shock and kills all pace. it’s tennis but safer, stunted. like walking on a treadmill desk

[Nick 🐀 @Nickitynack69]

@steinkobbe @kylecordes Elon bought Twitter to pump up the AI Tesla dick rider bots.

[Sorin 🐼 @CFCLucilfer]

this is killing me

[Jeremy Judkins @jeremyjudkins_]

I don’t blame the raccoons. It’s easy to get the two mixed up.

[Nick 🐀 @Nickitynack69]

@Kato6464 I don't really hate it because they aren't cutting up the real cars for it. Just normal betas. I think it's a really neat reimagining and very faithful. I agree the headlights suck tho.

[Ryker @ArtistRyker]

Noob Tube Loadout - Call of Duty: MW2.
Oil on board, 5"x 7"

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

Moon landing

[Nick 🐀 @Nickitynack69]

@b1nkybarnes @horsepower This is really the one to get if you can't afford an rs.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

okay, you want an example of how bad Google is?

Not a single link on this page is to the actual Beekman Hotel. They're all random reservation portals you've never heard of.

[bloodcrisis.bsky.social @BloodCrisisGame]

I like to imagine that this is what the world of dark souls looked like before things got all fucked up

[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

Oh hi I am Microsoft, the world's most valuable company, a title I have held intermittently since 1998. I am especially known for my dominant hold on enterprise software.

You now have two email applications, named "Outlook" and "Outlook (new)." This is very professional.

[A Wilhelm H. Macy Gray @_KINGxCROW_]

Literally never heard this record. Not a single song. But I have such an appreciation for the hold it has on my Caucasian musician friends.