Nickjosh81

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[Nickjosh81 @Nickjosh81]

@FootballCliches I know you’re good at finding audio so at about 3:25 on Saturday Mike Dean used the phrase “for me” what felt like at least 10 times in about 30 seconds on soccer Saturday. Think it might even beat Conor Cody’s “the football club” ratio.

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@LondonRunz “You wanna get sucked in? I’ll suck you in.”

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@Danny_McMoomins Celine Done

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Seb Coe giving feedback to the head of the IOC about the opening ceremony.

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@SP1nightonly That was incredible. Thank you.

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@lmharpin @BBCNewsnight This pike-on rather proves her point though.

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@GeorgeWParker Quality not quantity perhaps?

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@BCAFCBH VAR has done that.

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@IMDBartlett @fairytaledegree Thanks. It went over my head but that seems to work.

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@LeeAndersonMP_

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

When your boss asks why you’re late in on a Friday

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@FootballCliches May have been covered before but my dad (who is unaware of the pod) took issue with talksport saying Nicholas Jackson “gobbled up chance” against spurs. He thinks a header can’t be gobbled. Thoughts?…

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

A nice man from UCL Hospital called this week, to say a scan of me showed the cancer I had has all gone. The treatment worked, the cancer bottled it and ran off, the wimp.

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @jeremysliew @robyniocowen Do you think Man City will benefit from the extra day’s rest having played their cup semi on Saturday rather than Sunday?

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @PaulMac @_JordanJBryan @robyniocowen When is Klopp ever going to get called out for being an unpleasant bully?

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Happy birthday Rik ❤️❤️❤️

Rik Mayall. 7/3/58 - 9/6/14. A truly, truly beautiful bastard who will never be replaced or forgotten.

If you do one thing today RETWEET this and let’s get this legend trending and show our ‘heavenly birthday’ love. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #RikMayall

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @Towno10 @jonawils When will you give Liverpool’s youngsters the credit they deserve?

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@JoeyCotter Let’s hope so. Please reply to my WhatsApp sent yesterday.