Nicolas Wolmarans

Autodidact, an almost-actuary and wannabe polyglot who still has a personality... or is it just the gin...

[Nicolas Wolmarans @Nickkachu_W]

Feeling so blessed now that people have stopped praying for droughts.

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Should we stop praying for a drought? Or start praying for rain? #SoConfused

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How does one dress for a boxing event filled with ANC ministers? Should I brush up on my populist rhetoric too?

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Best book review ever: 5/5 it's terrible, but thankfully it's also short

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Dare we say it was a Christian terrorist :/ https://t.co/w9LQya83ti

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Exams finally finished. Now I can be a happy burnt out mess with interesting things to say

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My liver baptized with Gin.

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I blame this drought on everyone who stopped praying for rain... Jokes... Though apparently some people genuinely believe this

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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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@Mack_Patterson

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@Mack_Patterson yeah thats what I was thinking :D

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@Mack_Patterson tomorrow perhaps? I could even drive to you then

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@Mack_Patterson oh no I was genuinely just irritating you. Cuddles are payment enough

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@Mack_Patterson oh yes what a convenient excuse :( chocolate instead?

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@Mack_Patterson i miss my coffee that you owe me. Aaah we need to get tweeting properly again bru

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@Mack_Patterson bitch are you stalking me?

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A dirty book is never dusty

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The length of the Woolworths queues on Sunday... #BiggerThanJesus

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I don't know nearly enough about personal finance to be able to hold a conversation while playing golf

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Imagine if there was banana naan called "banaan."