Nick Kelley

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual -John Winger

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@BKelley12 Bet it wouldn't hurt nearly as bad as the playdough incident

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@ageofsadz it was for Eddie to wear

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@ageofsadz I would like to evoke my 5th amendment right and decline to answer

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Was there ever any doubt?

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@ally_earle that jaw line is just too much

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@BGozzo walk

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@BGozzo if you take up two seats on a bus you blow

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Taking a course pass/fail and getting a 61.6 is absolutely heroic.

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@ageofsadz this is extremely appropriate and I love it

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@kylee_gavin confirmed yes

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@kylee_gavin @ModernizedHippy I see Mr. Johnson

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@chris_mcmorrow @PGATOUR he is the man.

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Cleaning a bloody men's room toilet is a great start to anyones day

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Plot Twist: These people are actually giving away a free cruise and if I participate in the short survey I will win it.

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@KelleyJen9 beautiful

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@matthew_forrand it's easy when you are catching for the lowest era pitcher in the history of the program

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@ally_earle extraordinarily accurate

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@sammartin98 @SportsCenter you're better than him

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@TTMY_97 @BKelley12 @CauseWereGuys chill that's my side

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@TTMY_97 @BKelley12 @CauseWereGuys I could go 50 for 50 on those