ThimbleSon

My name chee

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

*at the poop drive thru* uhhh can i get a number 2

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

Van Goph painting the starry night in the bed of his psychiatric unit and me tweeting from my bed that has crumbs in it

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

None of my tweets get likes but they’ll gain recognition after I’m dead like Van Goph

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

All your classmates know you left to take a shit

[Lain @Lainbow_Dash]

they told me goat milks healthier so i started jerking off into my mouth

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

E-tucking in your friend by moving them into the sleep vc

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

can we start appreciating the little things in life like my penis

[m2goat19messi @JeanCar51122264]

DONT REMOVE STADIUM PLS!!!!!!!!! @PlayOverwatch @Blizzard_Ent

#KeepStadium #SaveStadium #DontRemoveStadium #Overwatch #PlayOverwatch #Blizzard #BlizzardEntertainment #OverwatchCommunity #Gaming

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

i actually sound like a dumbass trying to look up shit for overwatch

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

people can’t just tweet anymore they gotta say “i had this weird dream”

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

if poop doesn’t hurt going out why does penis hurt going in

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

i piss sitting down

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

bleaching my hair with my girl’s vaginal discharge

[Guapington 🐈‍⬛🇭🇹 @gothgirlweed]

I last 2 minutes

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

you ever hold in a shit and it gets so bad you start imagining if you had teleportation so you could poop comfortable at home

[Mauwa / Em 🌿 @_alltheangels_]

“man i wish I was better at guitar”
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practice*
*doesn't practic

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

knew she was a red flag when she told me she liked mauga

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

would they still be my friends even if my parents stopped paying them

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

guys named frank when they're trying to be direct: "frankly speaking,"

[ThimbleSon @NickleInMyAss]

dudes be named frank and eat hot dogs