Nick Maina

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[Fact @Fact]

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes

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@EstherPassaris When a hyena wants to eat it's children, it first accuses them of smelling like goats.

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@EstherPassaris When a hyena wants to eat it's children, it first accuses them of smelling like goats.

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@ava Thank you @ava . One of the saddest yet most educative films I have watched in a long time. Much love from Kenya.

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@VNduta @kenyanpundit Learnt today that " drug Lord"= bwana wa madawa!....am done with these Swahili subtitles.

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This is what I got when I applied for an internship @FocustvKenya @bonifacemwangi @eddbrainy
@MyTribeIsArt1 @CisNyakundi @DavidNdii #payinterns

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@NationBreaking Wait for Owuor's brigade to bombard us with tweets of how the "Mightiest prophet" just caused a Tetema!

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@GameYetu @KTNKenya @FatumaZarika Number 4 will shock you

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Biggest SCAM of our generation!!!

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@nyapru1 @DavidNdii

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There is an outbreak of measles in the USA. Fellow Ugandans, 1 shilling a day could save these dying kids.

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@DrMercyKorir @DavidNdii Of course, how do you expect them to fly to London, Paris et al to treat their ulcers and BPs??...public hospitals? Naaah not for them!!

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@StateHouseKenya This song should now win a Grammy!

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@NationBreaking Lakini Amina alikuwa na mchezo sana.

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@StandardKenya @KTNKenya So, the degree you graduated with has been declared " useless " by the CUE, and now the police are after you for defaulting on HELB????

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@dailynation And no heads are rolling??

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@NationBreaking I think @Waititu_Babayao should be encouraged to visit that park #justsaying

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@ntvkenya Hey @ntvkenya are you gonna broadcast the brazil match ama tujipange?

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@NationBreaking Wakivisit tuna visit 😂😂😂

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@NationBreaking Things fall apart, the center can no longer hold - Chinua Achebe