@chadkroeger414 hey King, this girl just promised me a date if I could convince you to call her and sing her happy birthday. I’m down bad fr (I’ve only seen one photo of her but she funny tho) send help
Sorry to all my neighbors but the blender I just bought is louder than any of the cars I’ve owned. Shit sounds like a diesel truck hauling 10 tons of shit
Why is it that candles only smell so good in the store before you buy it? But the second you take that stupid hoe home and light it you can barely smell it? It’s a god damn conspiracy