Nick Mathis

Process Engineer. USI '15. Sigma Tau Gamma Alum. Married to Kerrick 😀

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Terrible news.

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

@CityofFortWayne Adding a transaction fee looks like a contradiction to §72.44 (B). Given that §72.99 (F) directs all penalties to the Parking Meter Fund, it stands to reason that processing online payments would fall under the included incidental costs.

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

@AzzipTweets

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

@ZackMathis @Jack_Ellsperman @RachelllNicole_ I took three from forty-eight to make thirty and forty-five, then added those two together. 🤷‍♂️

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

🔥🍕🤠

[Azzip Pizza @AzzipTweets]

Who would've thought the hottest track of Summer '19 would be about the Me, Myself, and Thai?
https://t.co/iGlOKY4ELs

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

@ZackMathis Southpaw, huh?

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

ello, @instagram team. Please fix th
tory aspect ratio for 18:9 phones. It'
rustrating to watch every other Stor
ith the edges cropped out. Thank yo
n advance.

incerely,
ick

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

Searching "biopic myopic" reveals a passionate debate about whether or not they rhyme. Intuitively, I think they should, but grammatically, its origins say otherwise. A hyphen or space would resolve the issue altogether. Anyway, we're watching #BohemianRhapsody tonight.

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

After hours of driver updates, formatting, and settings tweaks, I moved my new laptop's benchmark percentiles from 20/36/26 to 25/66/43 on the Gaming/Desktop/Workstation metrics. Not too shabby for a mid-range notebook! https://t.co/nJ1WaiEkUf

[Zack Mathis @ZackMathis]

A simple coffee guide:
Cold cold brew - Great!
Hot cold brew - Great!
Hot hot brew - Great!
Cold hot brew - ʜᴜʙᴇʀᴛ ᴄᴜᴍʙᴇʀᴅᴀʟᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴏᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏᴏ.

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

@beradleydavis Like Moore's law for circuits, analysts foresee the More Slaw trend continuing for most of the next decade.

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

@SpotifyCares Hello! I have seen multiple tweets about the payment update button not working and have the same issue. It seems to be browser and device independent. Does your team have an estimated resolution time or alternate update method?

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

Fort Wayne: Number one in the state and in the top one hundred nationally! 👍 https://t.co/tWh3jHmrh5

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

I've been looking forward to this one. The newest game in the Rusty Lake series is out! #spookytime
https://t.co/Ywj4DxjIEV

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

The Chinese have it wrong: As you can see here, 2018 is actually the… https://t.co/ncraqIStoy

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

Here's a playlist of @RollingStone's top nineteen albums of 2017. (It would have been twenty, but @S_C_'s 4:44 isn't available on Spotify.) Have a happy, music-filled 2018! https://t.co/eAyDu1yT3b

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

@AzzipTweets Excuse me, where do you buy the wall calendar for this? Didn't see it on your website. #PizzaPinup

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

Will *you* be the one that gets @PillboxGames over the $75,000 mark for Side Effects? Just a few hundred dollars to go! https://t.co/t4WG1Wz53E

[Azzip Pizza @AzzipTweets]

When your family starts asking you questions about school, who you're dating, and what your plans are after graduation, hit em with the ol' razzle dazzle.

[Nick Mathis @NickMathis2]

Check out this macabre new card game with a good cause: https://t.co/t4WG1WQGse 🎺💀 #SideEffects