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[Hannah @han_dav]

Insane to have to resort to twitter out of principal, but @eggfreecakeuk are gaslighting me after I made a complaint about finding a small sharp piece of plastic in one of their cakes. They’re saying they don’t have this in their bakeries, when it’s clearly a cake support pin

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

📸 | Perfect Shot #Interstellar

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

The Office premiered 18 years ago today and I'm not gonna cry over it but maybe in the car on the way home 🥹

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

What a scene. What a film.

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

“You are sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?”

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

I’m old #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

You can’t benefit from our modern slavery protections? What?

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

If you come to the UK illegally:

➡️ You can’t claim asylum

➡️ You can’t benefit from our modern slavery protections

➡️ You can’t make spurious human rights claims

➡️ You can’t stay

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

My review of #HalloweenEnds - thank god.

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

In Liz we do not Truss. Liz Truss out.

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@BBCNews If Rishi Sunak wins I would like to be removed from the country. Thank you.

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@ltcwilliams @Stevo_Stonko @ThomasBulger Class!

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@ThomasBulger @SWshotbyshot @ltcwilliams Beautiful

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@tomleigh129 Potentially. But I just remember you telling me about your extensive dildo collection, so I thought this would make a fine addition.

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@tomleigh129 this yours??

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@evcrean

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@PS5StockAlertUK Thank you!

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@realDonaldTrump Helmet

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@ltcwilliams Yes mate, learnt from my mistakes x

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

#ToryScum

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@ThomasBulger Hi ok x

[Murray @NickMurray1994]

@evcrean Different level.