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[Nick Miller @NickMiller79]

Gerard Deulofeu injects new life into the age-old dinner party question.

[Splinter is on Bluesky @splinter_news]

Apple’s Jony Ive releases Apple’s thinnest product – EVER.

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@Nickolaws @yywC252 @Karanrao377Gma1 @petra_kuhar neither of the above

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Had a disgusting sex dream last night involving one of my followers. That'll make you ladies think. Enjoy your day.

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@chutts120 haha good reply. Bedrocks will still love the seamless mix straight into mr brightside as well. Tragic

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@DaftLimmy you stopping drinking killed a man? Strange lesson.

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Can you buy those wireless headphones individually cus they're gonna get lost!

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@DanJLaw I fucking hate it Dan. Sometimes I quickly answer then hang up to avoid the message.

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When my neighbour stands outside for a smoke at night I blindly throw Anzac biscuits over the fence into the dark. Just got him in the chin.

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@bloodyfibber @Gerry31D @BraidenHT too many alcoves

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After a second watch I reckon I could hit Nate Diaz square in the chin with a 5 iron and not knock him out. What a warrior.

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@GordonRamsay watching the fight I see. You enjoy that?

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@chutts120 hard as a coffin nail them pair.

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Can't wait to see McGregor dressed up as R2D2 giving it the talk now. Unreal.

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@palmer_toon How's the balls these days buddy?

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@dullnixon a janitor who goes into the gym after hours and lifts all the really heavy weights. Good Will Power.

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@katiedraws my door bell is wireless now. Enough is enough.

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@chutts120 I remember when I used to have two ears.

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@chutts120 you dinny want a dog