Petey

Life isn't about getting drunk And eating chicken fingers all the time.

[Petey @NickP_5]

What's up with girls hikin their bikinis up their bum cracks. #wedgieskidstain

[Petey @NickP_5]

@Pompu23 Whatever let's wrestle

[Petey @NickP_5]

Happy birthday to the bestest best buddy I could ever ask for. 💩🐻

[Complete Hockey News @CompleteHkyNews]

Oliver Ekman-Larsson takes a different approach to free agency than Drew Doughty and Erik Karlsson.

"It's just money. It’s not going to make you happier...I feel if you’re around good people, that’s what makes you happy. I feel like I have that here. This is where I want to be."

[Petey @NickP_5]

I frickin miss @Pompu23

[Petey @NickP_5]

@kelcey_tuba @draydenuker16 @austin_linnen

[Petey @NickP_5]

@draydenuker16 Shut up

[Petey @NickP_5]

If @CJNVK scores one goal this year I, Nick Peterson, will tattoo his initials in big BLACK letters on my ass. #stayathomeD

[Petey @NickP_5]

Slow hands on repeat plz

[Petey @NickP_5]

@draydenuker16 I would say you do uke

[Petey @NickP_5]

Fuck I can only imagine how you girls feel when Jbiebs says "despacito" I'm a guy and it makes my panties wet

[Petey @NickP_5]

@lumberjackmac14 @philosoraptor @philopiantubes loves me. #bangcheck

[Petey @NickP_5]

@Pompu23 @jordandl8 It's true eh

[Petey @NickP_5]

Mom plucked the weird extra long hairs on my back so that I'm ready for may long. God am I ever grateful for her.

[austindoerksen @deerskin14]

@meganlavender4 I don't understand people who haven't matured enough to realize that people don't have to get drunk on long weekends

[Petey @NickP_5]

@Pompu23 You were wrong tho 😉

[Petey @NickP_5]

@Koltox_33 Game 4 baby

[Petey @NickP_5]

Time to fucking shave burns and jumbo joe. #OIL

[Petey @NickP_5]

@itsFarber @NHLFlames Probably gonna take a tied series over being down 0-3 but that's just me #regroup

[Petey @NickP_5]

Tierney you don't even have any nuts, get the hell up. #frustration