Nico Las

carpin' all them diems. ALO 11/15/13 👻:nickphalen 📸:nick_phalen

[Nico Las @NickPhalen]

Your MCM is in the bathroom Juuling at the family Christmas party

[Dr Boyce Watkins - Wealth is Power @drboycewatkins1]

This is the first of many lawsuits

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

How is this America First?

[NAH! @CARMODITYBROKER]

EXTREMELY INTERESTING FACT’s

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤨

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yup

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Is Charlie Kelly counting these votes?

[Nico Las @NickPhalen]

@riotgames why did my skins auto refund but no rp given back?

[Nico Las @NickPhalen]

@russdiemon peep his music

[Nico Las @NickPhalen]

Why does "coronavirus disease 2019" sound like the name of an experiment?

[tarnished kendall roy @chazelleswift]

Retweet if you have more followers that the Dream Horse movie twitter account

[Nico Las @NickPhalen]

Pop quiz!!

Pick the worst:

A) She didn't think this tweet through
B) Almost 100K people didn't think this tweet through
C) Twitter hasn't deactivated her account
D) All of the above

[Nico Las @NickPhalen]

Idk who needs to hear this, but you need to if you truly want to make 2020 your year

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Yo is the dude who hit the parking meter okay?

[AJ+ @ajplus]

"Believe me, I've pulled myself up by the bootstraps so many damn times that I ripped them off."

This single mom works two jobs and has a bachelor's degree. She wants lawmakers to know poverty is not about being lazy.

[ph☆e @popplioikawa]

the flu: *results in 500,000 hospitalizations and 30,000 deaths a year in the usa*
americans: *don't even get the fucking flu shot consistently*
coronavirus: *resulted in 0 deaths in any country outside of china*
americans: *HYSTERICALLY USING IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE ANTI-CHINESE*

[Nico Las @NickPhalen]

Passive aggressive emails to coworkers. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Nico Las @NickPhalen]

When you kiss your grandparent are you supposed to keep your eyes open or close them?

[New York Post @nypost]

Joe Biden kisses granddaughter on lips during Iowa rally https://t.co/pf9Lpuoo3U

[Nico Las @NickPhalen]

Can we talk about the fact that every year people gather to predict the length of winter based on a weird looking dog seeing its shadow

[P @MastaP123]

🤩🤩🤩🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 huge win, great support from Carver!!!