Nknack

Well...I'm basically the most knowledgeable guy in existence. I've mastered the skill of everything. I can relate to anything. JC tells me your secrets.

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@TheScarySnowman @FemalePains I've done this hundreds, if not thousands of time! Most of the people peed themselves.

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I couldn't agree more

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@nbcsnl @nbc @ColinJost Yeah. I've never taken a day off in my life.

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@ChiIIVlbes True. Of course I never have bad days since I mastered the art of enlightenment.

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Women should never be able to train men....EVER

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If someone is trying to back talk you just talk louder than them. If it's a woman...well nothing she says matters.

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The only person smarter than me is me on drugs

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Your success is definitely measured by how much stuff you own. I'm a millionaire in Zelda figurines alone.

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If you're younger than me, you know nothing.

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I own a two houses and a car, so I'm very successful.