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Hey @pga2k why do I have to watch a 78 minute cutscene between every shot on my PGA career? Do you understand why I don't recommend this game to anyone? O and I can't play offline? Right on right on

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Why can't iowa state just play good all the time?

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I bet Dakotans have very small calves due to lack of ANY incline anywhere in the state #legday

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Feels good to litterally never have to worry about homework again. Just waking up to go to work the next day #bittersweet

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Told them if they don't #freetrick we're gonna have some real issues @Trick2g

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Wendy put a @Wendys in Spencer. (Iowa)... That is all

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@ShenaGeising it's more like a subtweet rural neighbourhood

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Parents who give their kids screens to get them to be quite are just compunding every problem they have

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Smells like burnt toast https://t.co/l1TGxnr775

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Lost my phone so I suppose if you need to get ahold of me just send me a letter and I'll take you to the hospital next Thursday #lakefest

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Every text I send: hmmm that’s a bit too harsh
let me put “lol” at the end of it

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@Swany07 https://t.co/aJCSwtt2PN

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@Swany07 what can I say I take advantage of Saturdais

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When pops says he would like some help in the afternoon he really means right when I wake up at 11 #fudge

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Worked all evening shovenling/raking/leveling sand for a cement floor... Hurricane Miles ruined that pretty quick #landfall

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@SethRachuy @BroLogics @Tweets4AthIetes lol mine would have 2 baths as well. And a basement

[lipton ice tea @AngusLovesU]

I hope I don't have that kid that plugs their nose before jumping in a pool....

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@calhoffman12 maybe a chinchilla

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

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