Nick 🐻

Trying to metabolize despair into laughter

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

Real men don’t need the government or housing market to make it cheaper. The true providers will make it work no matter how expensive. Even if that means building it with their own goddamn hands

[James Fishback @jamesfishback]

The most damning chart in America. The stock market and GDP mean absolutely nothing if young men can't buy a home and get married.

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

I really don’t even know what he’s talking about. The government is completely high trust. There’s a whole lotta high trust for those dastardly darn pedophiles with the last name stein and those associated with the ethnically pure sodomites!

[Vice President JD Vance @VP]

Americans deserve to live in a high trust society.

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

Mexicans love ice cold beer because it cools them off but once alcohol hits they start heating back up so they gotta keep drinking and drinking. I think they sweat out most of the alcohol and that might be where the wetback, or mojado, comes from.

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

@OwenBenjamin @ZachCostello_ @realstewpeters Insane back to back to back. And anotha one. And anotha one. And anotha one. How does he do it???

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

I think black people love rap so much because of the kick slap boom rhythms. It reminds them of living in the Congo where they could kick slap boom all the way to kumbiya in the village… And last night when they kicked and slapped their girl then BOOM gunshot. It’s ancestral…

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

Raising a family

[Greg The Groyper @GroyperGreg]

Name something women are better than men at

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

I don’t get why people get so worked up by me saying nigger. If milk chocolate will smith or cardboard brown zendaya can say it then so can I because im one of those albino niggas. Once I leave the house I’m black, but if anyone comes up and asks I’m one of the good guys (white)

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

It’s only manipulative if the jester doesn’t say he’s a jester. But if the jester tells you he’s a jester and the other people still engage, it’s consensual

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

White people enjoy delayed gratification. It’s why we might act creepy and rapey but we don’t do a whole a lot of raping. We might toe the line but we never really pull the trigger as much as the brown balls. Something about our skin…

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

It’s so much funnier than I thought when the same people who are like “it’s just internet bro”, “it’s just a screen man”, “dude it’s just pixels” get so offended by nigger and fag. Bro it’s just words and sounds. Prick can mean be a dick joke or a little jab depending on context

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

If you have a friend who has outbursts and you have to control what you say around them or they explode not only are they a child with temper tantrums they aren’t safe around children and are really homo! They need an emotional binki to suck on like a ween. Which is obviously gay

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

Fuck Nick Fuentes is gay.. I retract my retarded statement. Not every Nicholas gets it. And I’ll reup that every white Nicholas gets it*

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

Every Nicholas gets it, I’m convinced. No raping or stealing is happening there. I think St. Nicholas might’ve been better than we give him credit for. He might not of even been a jewy grabbler

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

Maybe this is heretical and maybe I’ll have to answer for this when I die, but I think god would laugh at a good joke with nigger in it. Words don’t have intention and if the jokes said with the intention of pointing to a truth good heartedly, he sees that in my heart. Same w fag

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

@grampstf2 I’d say I’m mildly retarded yeah

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

Hey retard @DrewDozer I know you probably won’t have kids because you’ll be too busy having a guy bang you in the ass while you paint your nails but this is one of the many reasons public schools are psychotic. Not that you’d have kids as you go to your drug induced bang fests

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

This is what teachers think about your white sons if you have them in public schools

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

Well there was this one dude who was born of a virgin…

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

If you don’t get a laugh out of what I tweet I think you’re a little retarded because I think this shits hilarious

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

He looks like the guy behind the camera is a sodomite and he’s really into it

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

Does it decrease height? He might need it for the rape case so he can claim he’s still a child. The behaviors all fit for an insanely detached autistically retarded child, he’s just way too tall

[WF Post @WikifirstPost]

Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height.

Follow: @WikifirstPost

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

All the citric acid we eat in our food is made by a black, key word black mold called A sperg kill us nigger. That’s a joke. Black kids would be talking and one would go “A sperg kill us nigga” and be talking about a white who’s gonna light up the school. They love lightin up too

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

The citric acid in your food is grown on a black mold. Pfizer figured out how to mass produce it and it's how Pfizer learned to make penicillin.

Nearly all of it, about 2 million tons a year, comes from a fungus called Aspergillus niger fed sugar in steel tanks. The mold eats the sugar and gives off citric acid. The acid gets filtered off, crystallized and sold as a white powder. A Pfizer chemist named James Currie got it running at scale in 1919, and by 1939 a pound had gone from $1.25 to 20 cents. The deep tanks Pfizer built for citric acid are the ones it used for penicillin in 1941, when it was the only company making it by fermentation.

About 60% of it is made in China, and the US has had tariffs on Chinese citric acid since 2009 at the request of ADM, Cargill and Tate & Lyle.

Sprite, Gatorade, Hunt's tomatoes, Kraft mac and cheese, Pillsbury frosting and the liquid eggs on a hotel line all have it. It's the most used acid in food because it's cheap, it's sour, it keeps cut fruit from browning, and it holds pH where bacteria don't grow.

A 2018 paper described 4 people who reported joint pain and swelling after eating foods with manufactured citric acid, but the authors wrote that nothing had been proven. No large scale controlled study has been run since.

[Nick 🐻 @NickPlutoJones]

If everyone could stop being so gay and take jokes and not get hurt when their egos are made fun of then we’d all get along