Nick Stevens

Just breezin’ along with the breeze…

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

Bread and Circuses: I'm already a week behind https://t.co/x2Vnxz6DrJ

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

I don’t wanna talk about it.

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

Holy shit. After this, imma need a cigarette…

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Desperate polls call for desperate measures: Dems consider forgiving trillions in student loans. Other bribe suggestions: Forgive auto loans? Forgive credit card debt? Forgive mortgages? And put a wealth tax on the super-rich to pay for it all. What could possibly go wrong?

[swingsetnyc @swingsetnyc]

Thanks @BroadwayDiveNYC! Open your Rolodex and clear your schedule! @NickPStevens @Timothycmullins

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

Yes. All of this.

[Paul Poast @ProfPaulPoast]

Many are surprised by the poor performance of Russia's military in Ukraine.

But let's be honest: when it comes to fighting wars, Russia has always -- to use the formal term -- "stunk".

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[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

@MAshleyMcGuire I think some flagellate for repentance, while others…

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

More please.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: What a stupid son of a bitch

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

JFC. Did no one watch Black Mirror??

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Elon Musk’s brain-machine interface company Neuralink is currently looking for their clinical trial director to start testing brain chip on humans.

“You will be able to save and replay memories. You could potentially download them into a new body or into a robot body.”

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

Need a saucy lullaby after your football weekend blues? I don’t even know what that means but I know what I’m doing this Sunday Night! @ Broadway Dive https://t.co/xCUo68IJTX

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

Ok internet, you can go home now.

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

He lost this poll because he couldn't restrict who was able to vote. #VotingRightsForThePeople

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

Yes Virginia, there is a Stupid Clause…

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

“Gee I’m so bored on another pandemic Friday. Whatever will I do?”

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

So the name of the new plague variant is Wordle?

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

So this is a thing I'm doing to keep from screaming into my pillow every night. I'd surely appreciate your feedback and follows. @NickPStevens https://t.co/m3doPT6Pms

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

and may I add…

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

HOT MIC MOMENT: After clashing with GOP Sen. Roger Marshall, Dr. Fauci was caught muttering, "what a moron," followed by "Jesus Christ."

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

@MollyJongFast

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

It’s only marginally disconcerting that it takes a certain amount of booze to level me out.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

1/ A year ago this morning the plan was in place. The conspiracy was in action. The players knew their lines and marks.

They had worked for weeks to contrive a ludicrous legal argument based on specious reasoning to retain Trump's hold on office.

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

So I’ve made black-eyed peas (as is traditional) for New Years for many years now and, with each subsequent year, everything has gotten worse. Therefore; in service to the planet, I’ve eschewed my traditional routine in favor of drinking. You’re welcome world. Happy new year.

[Nick Stevens @NickPStevens]

GODDAMNIT WILL THIS FUCKING YEAR NEVER END?!?!? https://t.co/WacW9xZBbp