Nick Allen-Miles

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@sadiegroom @OUFCOfficial @Wrexham_AFC Living in Oxford is a pleasure, casually supporting Oxford United this season is not one of them, the Wrexham story is so Hollywood.

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@SpursOfficial Sign Paul Mullin

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@SpursOfficial I’ve watched some poor performances in recent months but that 2nd half was the worst I’ve ever watched. The players should be ashamed of themselves.

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@ITVSport well done for having your main camera completely out of focus on the Japan v Costa Rica match

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@fwf_twells @StephenMerchant I was the same until he turned informant and gave up Wolverine

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@SpursOfficial Dear Spurs. Please buy Lautaro Martinez from Inter. Thanks

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@Photofeature @RSL_Studio @24hoursoflemans @TravelDest Fun film Lara if not totally historically accurate. Bit weird watching the virtual race today.

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Mockdown

noun ENGLISH
the pretence of government officials to be abiding by lockdown measures applied to the general public

Aka ‘doing a Cummings’

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@10DowningStreet #mockdown

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Looks like Cummings has created a new term at least #mockdown

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@Jono_HB (Luke) Cod Rowe

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@MailOnline MIDNIGHT, you had one job...

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@MichelleMone can I try it on first?

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@Photofeature Lara would love to have come, but have to be elsewhere, which, surprisingly doesn't include alcohol...

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@kellyhoppen ET Phone home?

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@SCbchbum it is our language after all, no matter how you wish to 'color' it

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@DailyMailUK you are full of crap. It won't affect the premier league one iota

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@Photofeature Lunch would be, as ever, delightful. Let me know when you have no cellulose in your finger nails x

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@Photofeature it's ok, I quite like the colour pink. I'm a firm believer in natural is best

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@Photofeature I do it all the time after a 15 minutes of sunshine