superninjakid

Amateur bat puncher, inventor of British Sausage Week, changer of names, ex-virgin and collector of mouth ulcers

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@MattBeach24 Identical to Italia 90

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@MattBeach24 Give the non thinking man’s Jimmy Bullard the ball and shout “Gallagher FFS”

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@MattBeach24 Super classy lot

https://t.co/p1hC8DsmXF

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@MattBeach24

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@Andr6wMale @quantick Everyman Hampstead. A screening of Richard Ayode’s Submarine. Sat on love seat in front of Katy Perry and Russell Brand.

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@MattBeach24 @afcb333 The Degsy Derby. Where loyalties are divided

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@afcb333 BDF

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@hulatommy I surmise from that view you are at Domes of Eloinda. Yassas!

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@afcb333 Seems more likely now that Accrington Stanley won’t get promoted

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Unexpected @BBC6Music

[Dave Ward @DaveWardGS]

Tomorrow 115,000 postal workers take their 13th day of strike action to defend their jobs and the service they provide to you.

They are up against an aggressive and out of control employer.

Now more than ever they need you.

RT if you stand by your postie.

#StandByYourPost

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#RIHlive which benign dictator should we appoint to get us out of the current crisis and who would be better than Princess Anne?

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#RIHlive which episode do you regret the most and why isn’t it your incredibly hagiographic series on Nelson / Trafalgar? His behaviour in the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies was unmentioned

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#RIHlive if Nero = Johnson, Galba = Truss, Otho = Sunak, is Starmer likely to be Vitellius or Vespasian? Is Wes Streeting Titus or Domitian

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#RIHlive what did the sexy nurse do?

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@jezwyke @WelshKeeva @fleetstreetfox Lipsmacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, good buzzing, cool talking, high walking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing...old custard in a bin bag #boris

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@redhistorian Baldwin

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@afcb333 My new office back Onto that.

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#BREAKINGNEWS: Boris Johnson in hiding in #Watford en route to #Chequers #itshappening #borisresigns