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[Battsy @NicksBatt]

@TWooodley @JohnyHendricks @danawhite @ufc @lorenzofertitta Hendricks would destroy Woodley, don't listen to these idiots.

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

Manchester United don't just look unfit and off the pace. The numbers are damning.

You can talk tactics all day long, but you can't compete in the Premier League at walking pace.

[Ayanda @AyandaMaqhoboza]

The truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth.

[En Aitch Ess @adje__]

Doesn’t need studying. Very simple answer.

We bought a version of a player for a reason, and then started asking him to do things that he has not done before.

[Michael V @93Vaughan]

I genuinely cannot deal with this fucking football club anymore

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[Battsy @NicksBatt]

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[Adam @AdamJoseph]

That is a disgraceful decision. One of the worst calls VAR has ever made. There is no way that goal is not offside. Don't ever talk to me about Manchester United benefiting from decisions ever again. Enzo Fernandez is miles offside, Martinez doesn't try to play it without him.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Patriots now have the highest-paid CB in the NFL: They have agreed to terms with star Christian Gonzalez on a four-year deal, sources say.

The All-Pro and Pro Bowler gets a 4-year, $135M deal with $102M guaranteed. All record highs.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Florian Wirtz absolute dross yet again as he's substituted off for Liverpool. Can't imagine the mental gymnastics their fans must perform to convince themselves that £116m was somehow worth it.

[Rob Bourne @Redrob58]

Wait last week when Bruno scored a hat trick we were told it was only Ipswich 🤔

[Battsy @NicksBatt]

@Patriots @DrakeMaye2 @DKSports @y_pascoe26

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

£125m, Alexander Isak. £116m, Florian Wirtz. £106m+£17m, Bradley Barcola. £79m, Hugo Ekitike. £60m, Jeremy Jacquet. £40m, Milos Kerkez. £35m, Victor Munoz. £29.5m, Jeremie Frimpong. £26m, Geovanni Leoni.

Upwards of £633.5m spent between now & last summer, expectations for Liverpool should be no less than the Premier League title.

It's either that or they've spent disastrously from a squad planning perspective & are still nowhere near it.

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Just realised the graphic now included “4,362” in the top left now.

That represents 4,362 consecutive first team matches with an academy graduate in the squad. That record dates back to October 1937 😱

#MUFC #MUAcademy

[Battsy @NicksBatt]

@QuiverQuant Big if true—markets and the region will react fast to this.

My current sense of how the tape is trading for the session → https://t.co/jNomj2o1ho

[Battsy @NicksBatt]

@Geiger_Capital It’s not about diversity, it’s about silencing the voices that made this country what it is.

My morning note on where the leaders stand midday → https://t.co/qaDX8lWkkS

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

He's here.

Welcome to the United family, Youri 🔏❤️

[Bertrude Magooglepop @magooglepop]

Man Utd palming Garnacho off on Chelsea, using that money to steal one of their best young talents, then handing him Garnacho’s old shirt number…

Elite level shithousery 👏🏼

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

It's a good job Manchester United don't let our fan base sign players.

If a player scores at the world cup "Manchester United need to sign him"

If a player makes an assist at the World Cup "Manchester United need to sign him"

My TL is fucking full of shit like that. 🤣

[WhatsThePoint @thehouseoffootb]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on the Messi vs Ronaldo GOAT debate:

“Every week, every month, every year, somebody asks me the same question.”

🗣️ “‘Zlatan, who is the GOAT? Messi or Ronaldo?’”

🗣️ “Honestly? I get tired of hearing it.”

🗣️ “Not because they aren't great players. They are.”

🗣️ “But because people talk about football as if it is a video game.”

🗣️ “One player scores a goal and suddenly he's the GOAT.”

🗣️ “The other wins a trophy and suddenly the debate is over.”

🗣️ “Football is bigger than that.”

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest athletes football has ever seen.”

🗣️ “The goals. The mentality. The discipline. The longevity.”

🗣️ “Nobody can take that away from him.”

🗣️ “Over 900 career goals.”

🗣️ “League titles in different countries.”

🗣️ “Champions Leagues.”

🗣️ “Records everywhere.”

🗣️ “Cristiano created a legacy that may never be repeated.”

🗣️ “But then there is Lionel Messi.”

🗣️ “And this is where people get angry with me.”

🗣️ “Because for me, Messi is not normal.”

🗣️ “Cristiano mastered football.”

🗣️ “Messi became football.”

🗣️ “When I watch Messi, I don't see a player following the game.”

🗣️ “I see a player creating the game.”

🗣️ “The goals.”

🗣️ “The assists.”

🗣️ “The dribbling.”

🗣️ “The vision.”

🗣️ “The intelligence.”

🗣️ “The World Cup.”

🗣️ “Everything.”

🗣️ “People ask me how I compare them.”

🗣️ “Sometimes I don't understand the comparison.”

🗣️ “It's like comparing a lion to a shark.”

🗣️ “Both are killers.”

🗣️ “But they hunt differently.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is the greatest goalscorer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “Messi is the greatest footballer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “There is a difference.”

🗣️ “And before Ronaldo fans get angry, listen carefully.”

🗣️ “Being second to Messi is not an insult.”

🗣️ “Most players would dream of being second.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is a legend.”

🗣️ “A football icon.”

🗣️ “A player who changed history.”

🗣️ “But if you lock me in a room and force me to choose one player...”

🗣️ “One player for one match.”

🗣️ “One player for my life.”

🗣️ “One player to represent football itself.”

🗣️ “I choose Messi.”

🗣️ “Every time.”

🗣️ “Because goals can be broken.”

🗣️ “Records can be broken.”

🗣️ “Trophies can be matched.”

🗣️ “But what Messi does with a football?”

🗣️ “That cannot be taught.”

🗣️ “That cannot be trained.”

🗣️ “That is a gift from God.”

🐐🇦🇷⚽

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players in history.”

🗣️ “Lionel Messi is history.”