When my buddy and I started getting a bit tipsy on the yacht we rented with friends, rooms got picked, and me and my friend Melis were left with just one room, so we're trying to share it.
You tried to put a rock on her finger, but she told you she wasn't fucking with it. Thats when you got this video, sent to your phone number, with the caption "#ThisYoHo?"
Needless to say, the Emperor has claimed another soul.
Your neighbor’s 18 year old daughter thought you were on vacation so she decided to use your pool.out of embarrassment she offered to fuck you on camera so you won’t tell her parents.