Nick Turner

Moral Authority. Also, a comedian from Fallon, Meyers, Comedy Central Half Hour, Best Week Ever, Get Rich Nick, and The Vatican.

[Nick Turner @NicksTurners]

Heading to the bars to cash in on Jimmy Carter’s death.

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I love to look around and marvel at all the beautiful things our society has built and revel in the fact that I contributed to none of it.

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Seriously. The current vote tallies are 0-0. Stay in line!!

[Nick Turner @NicksTurners]

Literally all you need to do is lower prices. I just saved you 2.2 billion dollars. You’re welcome. https://t.co/DnreZ99lRD

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Thinking about becoming an #ijustfeltanearthquakeinlosangeles guy.

[The B.O. Boys Podcast @TheBOBoysPod]

Get your tickets for The B.O. Boys LIVE in LA! with @ScottMendelson @ERCboxoffice @NicksTurners Oct. 8 at @TheYardTheater
https://t.co/1BGBVRChqK

[Nick Turner @NicksTurners]

Why is everyone still going to school like we didn’t invent google

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@B1GFARTS I’m sorry no, we have already taught you all you need to know!

[Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam]

Hey everyone our dear friend Kenny Deforest was in a serious accident and we are raising money to help with medical bills, anything helps if you can

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[The Daily Zeitgeist @DailyZeitgeist]

We had @NicksTurners on episode 1508 ‘New Trump Tape = FIRE, Logan Paul Wants To Kill Your Children?’ - listen now! https://t.co/qGLLcoZVXI

@jack_obrien @milesofgray

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@DailyZeitgeist @jack_obrien @milesofgray Fuck I got The Other Two cancelled.

[Nick Turner @NicksTurners]

They say 23% of tattoo removals are Korn-based.

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

Without going over I think I spent about 3.99 months working on this show and folks: it’s fun!

Check out @NicksTurners in the trailer! And the first ep premiers tonight!

[Last Podcast Network @LastPodNetwork]

Things are getting sticky this week with Rhys and Feyre, also it's Starfall! Also Suriel says what now??
Please read up until Chapter 58 for next week! DGWE featuring @NicksTurners and @brookswheelan !
https://t.co/0unWcCzMeD

[Nick Turner @NicksTurners]

Dear fellow geriatric millennials, they all mean $1,000. You’re welcome.

[Nick Turner @NicksTurners]

Houston this Friday #ComedyHubHouston! If only 1% of the city comes out there will be over 22,000 people there so get tickets before that. https://t.co/4zdFt8hzNG

[Nick Turner @NicksTurners]

Coming Home to the ⁦@creekandcave⁩ this Wednesday and Thursday! https://t.co/IibBYLTorF

[Nick Turner @NicksTurners]

Group chat with my parents about to get LIT

Blue Bloods Renewed for Season 14 https://t.co/d5QdIuwXIb via @TVLine

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“Police have to be willing to film themselves pretending to OD on fentanyl. Videos where cops pretend to OD just by looking at a baggie are hilarious, and may be the only way to get kids to laugh. And when kids are laughing, they aren’t doing fentanyl.” https://t.co/XQiaXqPkvF