Dick Mustache

Add John Stamos to Mortal Kombat.

[Jacie Olson @JacieOlson]

My parents have been divorced for 9 years and it's still hard on me, be thankful if your parents are still together

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

Nothing fills the hole.

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@ericandre Since you stole my hat last night, any chance you could be my dad for awhile?!

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@ericandre Since you took my hat. Any chance u could be my dad for awhile?

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@ericandre Thanks for taking/knocking my "#1 Dad" off my head when you threw the garbage can. Great show!

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

I don't want you to go.

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@o_johnson913 @TheAnimalVines very (:

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@itstylerkiel @Dahl_Alan @CalebWass "Then man with long tail jump out and say "Spaghett" not scary, just abnormal."

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@Dahl_Alan @itstylerkiel @CalebWass Your on camera

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@CalebWass Make marinara great again.

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

Hmm. Either forfeit 30% of every check you make or live in Auschwitz.

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

Really sucks when both your options are absolute fucking garbage.

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@FosterStromgren Yes

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

Fuck everything. I'm so stupid.

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

I rarely feel this empty.

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

Being Ignored >

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@haileyell3r Ayyy Lmao 😂

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@clopie12 😉😉😁

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@clopie12 😉

[Dick Mustache @NickThePristash]

@clopie12 😁😁😁😁