Nick

I try to be funny and things

[Nick @NickThert]

Thread 🧵
The moment my son made me cry in the living room... and what I did next.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Hope this ref is still alive after such a brutal attack

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Powerful: The legendary Tim Tebow speaks about the miracle that happened when he beat the Steelers in the playoffs.

It was the 3-year anniversary of his wearing John 3:16 on his eye tape during the National Championship.

• He threw for 316 yards
• Averaged 31.6 yards per completion
• 3.16 yards per rush
• TV ratings were 31.6
• Time of possession was 31:06

A miracle happened and the world witnessed 🙏

[Nick @NickThert]

Let’s be real: your timeline needs more good vibes. I follow back creators who:
1. sparkle with kindness ✨
2. don’t take themselves too seriously 😸
3. love a good meme scroll.
Drop a 👋 if you vibe—let’s grow this soft corner together! #FF #FollowBack

[Nick @NickThert]

Me pretending I’ll fall asleep early… at 1 AM I’m deep-diving ‘who invented mulberry?’ 🫠 #LateNightThoughts #TBT

[Nick @NickThert]

Toddlers really wake up like:
“I want toast. But not like that toast. I want the invisible kind. Also I’m sobbing. Also I love you. Also I hate pants.”
What drugs are they on and where do they get them.

[Nick @NickThert]

I didn’t change my life in a day.
I changed it one tiny promise at a time.
Men: you’re not broken.
You’re burnt out, overstimulated, and under-supported.
Start with one small thing. Then keep going.
I’m rooting for you. Follow for more.
��� #MensHealth #MentalHealthAwareness

[Nick @NickThert]

Men don’t talk enough about how bad it can get.
I was tired all the time. Numb. No drive. No joy.
So I made 5 tiny changes. Just 1 per week.
90 days later, I feel like I got my life back.
Here’s what I did 🧵

[Nick @NickThert]

Week 5: I started cooking one meal a day.
I stopped eating out of bags and boxes.
It wasn’t about the food.
It was about doing one thing with care.
One small act of effort reminded me I still had some left to give.

[Nick @NickThert]

My kid just ate a crayon, told the dog a secret, and put socks on the cat...
It’s 8:14 AM.
What do these creatures run on and how do I unsubscribe?
#Parenting #WhyAreTheyLikeThis #Toddlers

[Nick @NickThert]

Tried to teach my 3-year-old how to pitch today.
She threw the ball, hit the dog, tripped over her shoelace, and said,
“I win.”
I don’t know if we’re raising an athlete or a Bond villain.
🏆 #DadLife #SportsParents #ToddlersBeLike

[Nick @NickThert]

https://t.co/BNRABONETt

#DadLife #BaseballBeginnings

[Nick @NickThert]

🥹 That moment when your little one stands up at the mound for the first time—with shaky legs, big eyes, and 100% heart.
"Don’t worry, just throw with all of you." ⚾️
Watching them trust themselves is the best kind of proud.
Gear up their first pitches here ⤵️

[Nick @NickThert]

@MattWallace888 Rumor is that you make a lot of money from farming engagement. #Crook #TrendingNow

[Nick @NickThert]

@Qwin_Of_It_All Challenge accepted… turns out my attention span lasted exactly 7.4 seconds 😂 Guess I’ll be over here perfecting my 5-second dance routine instead 💃 #ShortAndSweet

[Nick @NickThert]

Trying to grow this account solo like 💁‍♂️
But if I did a 'guy gets ready' morning routine, would you watch it? I'm thinking coffee, gym playlist, and the exact moment I realize socks don’t match. 🔥
Rate this idea from 1–10 ⬇️ and tag a friend 😂 #MorningRoutine #RealTalk