Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡
Some nig is currently chimping out in Charlotte NC and randomly attacking white women.
(Typical)
I hope police hurry and lock him up so he won’t have to spend until Monday to see a judge, get a slap on the wrist, and promptly return to society.
A West Baltimore couple is asking for help to find their dog, Bandit, who was stolen from their front yard on Tuesday evening. @kimdaceywbal reports on WBAL-TV 11 News at 5, 6, 7, 10 and 11.
Homicide Detectives are investigating after a 25-year-old man was shot and killed in Baltimore's Pigtown neighborhood on Thursday evening, said Baltimore Police.
DETAILS HERE: https://t.co/D5fjVkcZcS
Dear @SecRubio
CAN SOMEONE FROM THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION MAKE A STATEMENT ABOUT THE GROWING THREAT OF ISLAM IN THE UNITED STATES?! OR IS JUST SPEAKING ABOUT COMMUNISM SAFER?!
@WhiteHouse@JDVance
Dearborn has fallen to rock bottom.
America’s first Arab-majority city. Police force now 45% Arab. Streets renamed. Call to prayer five times a day. “Death to America” at rallies. Mayor tells critics to leave.
This is conquest, not coexistence.
🚨 THREE DAYS BEFORE HE WAS MURDERED... CHARLIE KIRK ISSUED THIS WARNING.
He warned that Marxism and Islamism were forming an alliance against Western civilisation.
His words are now being shared around the world.
🎥 Watch. 👇
A 53-year-old man says he was chased, assaulted and robbed by a group of teenagers in broad daylight in Baltimore's Canton neighborhood this week. https://t.co/AriRc3Vk84
The juvenile driver was 13 years old. Should his parents be held accountable for the man’s death and any injuries to the juvenile passengers? Just last week a father was sentenced to jail for a school shooting in Georgia carried out by his child.
You do NOT hate Islam and Muslims enough!
REPOST to warn America & Europe: These are the absolute monsters that liberals love, vote for, and are importing in mass numbers into our nations!
BREAKING: A secret bot army boosting Mamdani on X appears to be operating from City Hall, according to an exclusive report. Cyber experts say they’re “100% sure” the IP addresses trace back there.
So much of the DSA’s online support is astroturfed.