Carl Spagloaf

fuzzy little man peach, igor shesterkin is my godfather

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

fritz fuggin stinks

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

this dodge ram america ad has to be satire

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

captain sully save us. land this garbage plane in the hudson baby

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

🔥🔥🔥

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

@DBonehartt @mattoverbeeke listen I hear you but lets look at it from 1000 feet and see the big picture alright

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

I know I’m an established business person because I say things like “who’s doing the blocking and tackling” on zoom calls

[Ryan Mead @OhRyanMead]

WSH Great 8 Moment:

Ovi breaks the near impossible Gretzky goal record despite all the odds, a tremendous accomplishment.

NYR Great 8 Moment:

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

gabe! great tip gabe, wrong net gabe!! fuck!!!

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

let me think about it absolutely fucking not

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

this was coming down from a 7 day covid quarantine blackout and I threw up blood for like 12 hours after sending this tweet. god damn I was the MAN

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

man I havent had an appetite for 2 days and my tummy is making some WEIRD noises

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

this tweet was such a fucking lie dude

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

been not drinking, eating healthy and getting enough sleep since sunday. I am such a hyperactive ADD monster it’s scary. might be better for everyone if I feel like shit all the time

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

#newbanner go rangers! I haven’t finally lost it, not one BIT!

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

@mshagi @Kmort22 this segment was “talkin 🧀

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

@DBonehartt

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

@DBonehartt Gunther Eagleman? More like Gunther Blew A Man

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

@DBonehartt 👍

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

cinnabon is fucking so gas

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

@hhlee248 you hate your team too!

[Carl Spagloaf @NickWheells]

i fucking hate my team