Nick Wisthoff🇺🇸

Author, husband, and father of two wonderful children. (Don’t let my appearance fool you, I won’t send weird stuff to your DMs)

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#NewBook

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Brrrrrr! Cold today! It’s been a while since it felt like winter❄️ #winter #colorado

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Just got back from a vacation at Universal Studios and Cocoa Beach. I feel like I need a vacation to recharge from my vacation 😆

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@1exnyer Yes 👍

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The Witch of Elkhart is now available on Audible and iTunes!

Enjoy the story of a family’s battle against a murderous witch that lives through time by possessing their bodies!
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#witch #audiobook #horror

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Life rule #42: If you are in a hurry, you will be stuck behind the slowest driver on the road. It’s physics. Don’t try to fight it, nor question it. Just accept it.

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@PapaT83583827 Haha! Natural Light was my beer of choice for most of my twenties. Solid go-to 👍

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If you enjoyed The Witch of Elkhart check out The Haunted House Marathon, which is available on Amazon!

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Paperback and Ebook available on Amazon.

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Cold out here today, but definitely pretty!

#colorado #snow #landscape

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@HeatherLm71 Ouch! Sorry to hear that. I hope your treatments work.

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20 yr old me: Goes to school all day, works all evening, and parties all night with no negative consequences.

40 yr old me: Sneezes too hard and herniates a disk in my back.

What’s your I’m getting old story?

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Took the wife and kids to see the #ViolentNightMovie and we loved it! A wholesome Santa Claus movie with gory violence. A true Christmas present! 🎁 🎄

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Does an unbiased news source exist?

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@Dane__Garcia Looks fun!

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Just saw the trailer for Violent Night and this movie looks fun! 😆 A Die Hard version of Santa Claus...I’m in❗️
#ViolentNight

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@shelli18880432 Just saw this reply and laughed out loud! 😆 You sound like my wife.

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Turned 40! Still waiting for the wisdom to come. Must happen at 50 😆

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@Chijindum21 Fiction, but sometimes seeing the craziness in the world I wonder if it’s more of a true story 😆

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@PositiveAbraham @CaptSpauldingUS @CaptainLivesOn @DeplorableDee4 @EMastrro @thandar324 @0045James @Josheb1992 @mother_tx @YmTexas @nhl14115 @SAlberson @Stevenido0 @sis2you @MsTeresaUSA @Art_S1120 @girlnamed_Seth Haha! I love the meme!