Nicolas Payne-Baader

Student, butcher, occasional menswear person

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Seed a Big Green Egg once

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Transition season is a myth

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@YourSSE Hey why can't I delete an online account when you haven't supplied my gas and electricity for 3 years? Why make it so hard?

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Football might be the only thing coming home on Sunday

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@dylanviner I used to go to a coffee shop that did a double flat white (2 flat whites, one large cup) had one once and physically flew in the air all the way home

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Standing next to two people in a lift, one looking a bit worse for wear
“You feeling okay mate”
“Oh, yeah, just had a really intense gong bath, third one this week”
January energy is wild

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The Crown season 12 is gonna be lit https://t.co/5jffDaTHqT

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“The safe word is prorogue”

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@MoyaCrockett If you think a sweater might have moths in it stick it in the freezer for 48 hours and it’ll kill the larvae, for a less practical alternative swap out all your wardrobes for massive freezers

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@MarinaOLoughlin Thought it was telling of his quality levels that when Russel Hume had their meat recalled Weatherspoons and JO’s restaurants were the two biggest chains effected

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The fact that there is only one football team in Derby is surely the world’s greatest missed opportunity

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@WilliamHill @paddypower what we saying boys?

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@WilliamHill Batshuayi to score 10 goals for Crystal Palace by the end of the season #YourOdds

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@WilliamHill What about premier league only? Come on 16/1 only Suarez, Cisse and Sturridge have done 10 after a January transfer in the prem era

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@Flora_Anderson After spending the last 45 minutes of my work day watching these videos and shouting “I’m watching the zeitgeist leave me alone” when anyone asks what I’m doing. I can confirm these videos are almost identical. Remarkable

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@eppsphilomena Tried this and got some pretty weird looks

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So amazing to run into a fan of my smash hit directorial debut “Balloons Over Bagan” #stayhumble https://t.co/kNXs5Jw1sv

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“Tell Dan I said hi” https://t.co/puMZPObWCQ

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@AndyBarnham Definitely been both and from you I could always use a hug mate

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“And THAT is what they mean by strawberry cornetto” https://t.co/6dwVbzpwZ4