Nicole Waltman

Theatre/Mass Comm graduate of Oklahoma City University. Makeup Artist. Esthetician. I love Jesus and talking. I’m comedic timing in the flesh.

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

Gonna start sharing my hyper-fixations so you’re welcome: a thread

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

March 2025 — I guess I’m here:

Yogurt & granola

Short nails with chrome

The way my kid says, “I berry so hungwy” when he wants a snack

Really good, soft socks (this is not new)

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

Gonna start sharing my hyper-fixations so you’re welcome: a thread

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

September 2024 — it’s been a min:

My wedding.

My honeymoon.

My future husband.

Audiobooks. Ok that’s all!!!

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

Me: “Hypothetically, what’s the best thing a person could say to become my friend?”

My mans: “Umm…anything about Taylor Swift.”

🫶🫶🫶lover🫶🫶🫶

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

I’m still this passionate

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

It’s just one New Year. Juuuust one. 2022 is one year, not a “years.” I can’t explain how much it bothers me to see “happy New Years!!!!” I actually feel sick for you people. IT’S ONE YEAR.🙃🤮😡😤😫😣😅😶😑🤒😷🤕🤧

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

I’m embarrassed for like half of you

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

Yearly reminder!!!! This is how you say things correctly!!!!

New Year’(s) Eve

New Year’(s) Day

Happy New Year (NO S, IT’S JUST ONE YEAR!!!!)

Grammar is fun :)

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

I’ve GOT to stop crying about bunnies but I simply cannot

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

Still true

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

Alex Karev’s departure from Grey’s Anatomy was the single most infuriating thing on the entire series. Do NOT text😤

[Wealth Director @wealth_director]

May you never have to sacrifice your mental health for a paycheck.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

@JamisonTVNews Keep wearing what you want👏🏻 break that mold, baby! If they’re watching news for what people look like…they clearly don’t know what news is for😂 and the biggest news of all is that NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEIR OPINION! People are so unhappy. Ily friend! Your talent is unmatched!

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

far too young, that’s for sure. I still do it everywhere I go now

[swm @sheathescholar]

I do not know how much more teachers can take.

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

me - *hears* “should we just search romantic comedies on Netflix and then see what we find?”

me -

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

Harry stays saving our sanity one breath at a time

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

@msimhoff75 Very very true. I’m just in tune with myself ya know?

[Nicole Waltman @Nicole_Lainee]

Part of me wants to date a man in touch with his emotions so we can talk about feelings all day every day and another part of me wants to date an emotionally unavailable man so I can fall in love with him

History loves to repeat itself

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@leberlingeri Correct but WHERE ARE THEY?!

[feral @ncrmalpeople]

"i'm so tired of 30 year olds playing teenagers 😒" well obviously you don't watch derry girls, i want nicola coughlan to play a stressed out 16 year old until she's 40!