Nicole Maxwell

[Mhairi Black 🏳️‍🌈 @MhairiBlack]

After years of being the subject of baseless accusations and conspiracy theories, @NicolaSturgeon did herself proud today and kept her cool in the face of some truly heinous and disgraceful questions.

[Gerry Smith🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GerryBhoySmith]

Calling all season ticket holders....sadly on sunday my mate David Hughes died suddenly. He was 43. He was a season ticket holder. Could we get a minute applause on 43rd minute for him?...

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@LaurenMcQuilla6 Literally don’t know Ive I’m organised or just a full blown psycho 😂😂

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@shieldsy337 That is also very true 😂😂

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

Honest to god one wee bit of sun & all the salad boxes in subway must spontaneously combust because there can not be that many people in Clydebank all craving salads at the one time

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

People with big fancy cars who park over two spaces are actual worsecunts - not only am I now depressed at my shite car I’ve just had to walk an extra 10 miles to get to where I need to be

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@_CharlotteOneil No way 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@krodg_ “You go girlfriend” ohh fuck right off 😂😂

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

The Scottish girl rapping and talking on the batchelor - WOW do we sound like that ?

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@xnicoleflanagan Do you have the same issues 😂😂?

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

Living with someone who at the age of 25 can’t take toothpaste out the tube properly is a challenge

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@mollyquinn36 How amazing is he 😍 actually would love to go to one of his classes

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@LaurenMcQuilla6 Not long now to go 💕

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@_Khali95 Yeh it worked

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

I have not used twitter in about 5 years and I was that horrified by my tweets from 2011 - 2013 I've had to use an app called tweetdelete to mass delete them literally don't know whether to laugh or greet at the person I used to be 😂😂

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@HollyGrant7 This was me yesterday 😭 need my jaws wired shut

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

Is there any better feeling than your car insurance being halved in price don’t remember the last time I was this happy

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

Shift work is not good for the soul or your skin FACT

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

It’s 2am I have just finished work no jacket on and I’ve just spent 10+ mins scraping my car with my Nando’s card , absolutely buzzing for winter !

[Nicole Maxwell @Nicole_Maxwellx]

@jordy_morrison It’s the # I used to use surely there’s some sort of death penalty law for the shit I used to write 😂😂