𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

It’s hard to fight the pull of an Aperol Spritz, they look so inviting when you walk past someone sipping one outside a bar in the hot sun like yeah that’d go down nice, I bet it’s like a lovely refreshing glass of Lucozade but then you remember nope, they taste like piss squared

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

REMEMBER THAT SOME OF THE BEST TIMES OF YOUR LIFE HAVEN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET!

[Ryan Moffat @rymoffat]

Seeing as Big Brother is coming back, here’s the best moment in the shows history �

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Me walking back into the kitchen for my 5th snack of the hour

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

Had the best few weeks surrounded by the best people laughed until my belly’s ached.. only more to come♥️

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

@tomcrk_ @amielouisemx had a real good time in the boom box

[trash jones @jzux]

true friends know they only need to respond to every third or fourth thing i say. i am 80% white noise

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

@emilyarmiger Can you believe it’s on for 3 hours though 😮‍💨

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

@Elle_Blomfield @HoughtonSiobha1

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

@_aliceMclean “Just try your best to treat yourself as a best friend” x o x o gossip gurlllll

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

Stop😂😂😂😂😂

[🌞 Katrina🌛 @KatMarBax]

Are influencers real?

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

@jordanpf Salad boxs are 10/10 anything else rotten

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

Having a child young is actually mad you just have this little best friend that’s just like you in small form that you have to help through life

[Tracy Beaker @TracybBeaker]

Lol all u doubted me when I told ya my mum was a Hollywood actress xx

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

@_HenryMills @sal_metz

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Don't forget that everybody who warned long shutdowns, excess money printing, and other governmental 'Covid policies' would batter the economy and lead to inflation was accused of 'being selfish', 'wanting to kill grandma', and 'putting money over human lives'.

I remember.

[𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔡🦋 @NicoleDoddd]

No but I am professor

[Hannah Jung @academijung]

For all the people that think they are bad at responding to emails:
I emailed a professor 12 years ago asking about source recommendations for a paper I was writing for a class during my undergrad. He replied to my email TODAY.

[Zahida Allen @xZahida]

I have 3 speeds of responding:

26 seconds
3 business days
The point where it’s too disrespectful to acknowledge

[shiner_sam @shiner_sam]

Just been to Asda and a girl put three jars of honey in the trolley that her (I assume) partner was pushing and he said “fuckin hell calm down Winnie the Pooh” 😂