Nico Samuelson

when are the pancakes coming in the mail?

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Carlos Alcaraz and Ben Shelton are at 5-5 in the fifth set.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Half the world is sleeping.

The other half is watching the greatest Tennis match of all-time.

Ben Shelton & Carlos Alcaraz.
Incredible.

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@TheBackPage This is the best thing about the US Open.

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@Gary_J_Fisch @hunkenjoyer @RossRaihala Now I have a question about the gang news and also have to ask who John Choi is.

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@JustEsBaraheni @TheAthleticNBA @PabloTorre Why does he dislike the NBA so much?

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A former Assistant U.S. Attorney described the ground plan in Minnesota: “They were, like, ‘Occupy Minneapolis like it was Falluja.’”
https://t.co/CfT8z9mJ6h

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

By no means am I looking past the pedophelia, but does it not bother everyone that “Grok” is misspelled?

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

The Odyssey is the greatest movie of all-time. In case there was any doubt.

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@TedSpreigl Do you get the same corn as the State Fair? I’m sorry if I’m being ignorant. I’m just curious. I love your store!

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@nebrando @CityMinneapolis LOL

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

What line of thinking leads you to “break my bones to reshape my face?”

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@sneakypetebauer There is a leaf blocking your face.

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@lukesbender @CheyCab It’s actually a 69MM. I was rounding up. Sorry for not being more clear.

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@CheyCab are you familiar with Plymouth, MN? I’ve never been, but they have a 70MM theater for The Odyssey. Looking for dining recommendations, if any.

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@MootsVaMoots @CheyCab Thank you!

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@mcten @ShamsCharania Maybe a showing of The Odyssey? Lord knows you can’t get a ticket here in the states

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@CheyCab “Best restaurants in Plymouth” Google search turned up… a couple restaurants in Wayzata. Nice call.

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@CheyCab No love for the “Applebees” across from the theater complex? That’s fair. Thank you

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

Life Advice: “I voted for Trump, I champion Shane Gillis and I work for Dave Portnoy. Why do people think I’m racist?”

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@jeskeets It’s actually treated as a side-out. Like a kicked ball. Not a turnover.

[Nico Samuelson @NicoSamuelson2]

@jeskeets This is a rule in my 2k league. Bounce pass = turnover.