Nic

vertically challenged

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

current mood

[Knishkebab @martincamp_]

"My back hurts all the time for no reason."

How I sit every day:

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

the thing I miss most about movie theaters is overhearing someone say the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard before the previews start

[🇨🇮🇹🇬 @africangold_]

Normalize “hey can we reschedule I don’t feel like hanging today” without people getting offended 😭 cuz some days I really wake up and don’t feel like doing anything

[Johnson. @J_Ajuwon]

A lot of academically smart people lack common sense🤣

[Ashleigh @_ashleighHub]

i hate when people purchase my saved homes on zillow

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Pre-workout be like “I know a spot” & then take you to the bathroom

[𝔾𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕒 𝔽𝕖𝕧a ☆ @Playboikell]

When your joke bangs & your waiting for your friends to settle down 🤣

[IG: @aeduann_maahes 🌙🌴 @Aeduann_MaaHes]

Stop buying the houses I save on Zillow 🤬

[Danny @DVN13L_]

White Claw tastes like you’re drinking tv static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.

[Chase @chaselyons]

i’m not addicted to caffeine bro i just need it to be able to function normally every day

[cass @cassidi_hale]

Why does it seem like people with no job have the most fun like who is paying for that