Nic Schieber

[Nic Schieber @NicSchieber]

"im sippin lean out the mothafuckin baby bottle" -lil dayday

[Adnan Ikic @SayWhichWay]

Life in the NFL is crazy. Cooper Rush signed with the Falcons in late July to cash game checks doing that cushy clipboard holder QB3 job and now his Wikipedia says he’s Adolf Hitler

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Ordered a Cooper Rush jersey off Fanatics and they mailed me a fart in a jar

[Amish John @UnkLeek_]

Nigga threw that bitch the OCKEY way

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Cris Collinsworth- “I don’t even own a pair of tongs. When I grill I just pull the meat off with my hands. I have gotten several third-degree burns. My wife hates it. But at the end of the day I’m my own man.”

Mike Tirico- “Maye’s pass falls incomplete.”

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

If you swapped a dolphin’s brain out with 1/2 Tua and 1/2 DJ Lagway it’d start drowning

[BriskerBurgh 🎙️ @BriskerBurgh]

The ending of that Michigan game yesterday is some shit I’d do when playing basketball outside as a kid

“Game 7, for the win! He misses… BUT MAGICALLY ANOTHER SECOND IS ON THE CLOCK”

[Taco @TheTacoCorp69]

Johnny Manziel used to show up cross faded with a water bottle full of Hennessy and put 50 on you

[Biscuits & SEC @biscuitsandsec]

What I look like before I tell my girlfriend “Big 3rd down here”

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

POV: you went zero RB and now your RB1 is Bhayshul Tuten

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

Dude the first touchdown of the College Football season is legit play of the year 😭😭

[Lobs @Lobs_All_Day]

My owner would rather spend cash on trailer park pussy than a left guard.

[acidity @acdi7y]

SICK TO DEATH OF BLACK OPS 1 BLACK OPS 2 AND JUST BLACKS IN GENERAL

[Grant McAuley @grantmcauley]

BREAKING: The Dodgers have acquired the Time Stone from Thanos and will be activating Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale.

[Adam Gross @adhdrunsme]

Skubal quit on his country and then became a Dodger.

Hating this guy is going to be very very fucking easy.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Ricky Pearsall out for season.

George Kittle recovering from a torn Achilles.

De’Zhaun Stribling has hamstring tightness.

Jordan James fractured his rib.

Christian Kirk is hurt.

49ers are back

[Bask @baskgod]

At some point in my dynasty Dan Lanning turned into this nigga and never came back @EASPORTS

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Balls that survive 18 holes get retired to the putting mat. I call it Ballhalla.