Niel van Deventer

Dad (to two beautiful kids and two beautiful dogs), musician, poet, wine lover and award winning film and television producer.

[Niel van Deventer @NielvDev]

@MikeBales @Amorersg “Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.”

[Niel van Deventer @NielvDev]

@beardmeatsfood you should visit this spot mate https://t.co/VFtlFgcI6c - was voted best restaurant in Essex last year… #seafoodshack @1deeds

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@elonmusk When I saw this post I thought you might be running for president of South Africa. That would’ve been interesting!

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@BoLoudon @ProfTimNoakes Are they getting free tickets? Because the figures are certeinly not showing this flood. This movie is a bomb at the box office!

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@elonmusk @FLOTUS On what? It won’t make $8million for starters and secondly even if it does, it is still a MASSIVE failure compared to budget…

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@BBCAfrica It’s quite simple. It costs a shitload to make and distribute drives with DCP files to cinemas. South Africans have class and no appetite for a shitshow on the scale as this ‘film’. The distributers weighed the risk and found its not worth it… Nothing sinister, clever business!

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@WritesideBlonde I see it is taking the US box office by storm and similarly people on Rotten Tomatoes seem to agree with you… 6% approval.
Isnt every adult of sound mind really in charge of what they wear? Suppose it is impressive though if a fucking retard manage to choose what they wear… ⭐️

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@DeliaByliefeldt @FLOTUS

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@Sixty60_Tweets No invoice number as I didn’t want to wait until tomorrow morning for stuff I needed at my braai tonight. Luckily @PicknPay ‘s @picknpayasap came to my rescue! Great and timely service!

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Two days in a row now I tried to order @CheckersSA @Sixty60_Tweets at 15:00 and then there was no option for 60min and first available slot was next day…
Moving on to other apps then…

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@DeliaByliefeldt @FLOTUS Jir. Jy is ‘n dom poes!!! Dink jy Melania gaan vir ‘n sterretjie pos omdat jy so kak status vol leuens maak en haar dan tag? Jy is letterlik wat fout is met Afrikaners!!!

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@corbinwilliams @BarackObama Who’s the odd one out? Maybe decent people are protesting against everything your POTUS is and stands for and it’s not about the removal of illegals at all…

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@bellausa17 @BarackObama Until you’re next since they are now shooting innocent US citizens, you dumb cunt!!!

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@AveryDaye Dumb cunt!

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@kurtmetzger @BarackObama What useless uninformed shit comment. So you’re saying when you pulled out of Afghanistan there were only women left? Dumb cunt!!!

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@liz_churchill10 @BarackObama Comparing a public execution to an accident. No fucking hope for your country with dumb cunts like you…

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@willempelserrsg hoe gaan dit so-so met die Proteas? Manne lyk in vootreflike vorm met ‘n realistiese kans op ‘n oorwinnning! Nie so negatief wees nie!

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Always remember @Hertz are cunts who do not give a damn about the consumer or the customer!

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@DStv hoekom kan ons nie Kokkedoor se season finale op Catch Up kyk nie???

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@FlySafair, ‘the world’s most on time airline’ is SERIOUSLY dropping the ball today. Weather at Lanseria is one thing, but being stuck at OR Tambo more than an hour after the weather has cleared up because they can’t offload certain luggage is becoming a bit of a nightmare…