Nigel McIntyre

wabba lubba dub dub

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

Will someone please hire me as their personal chef so I can finally cook again and keep my sanity??

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

@Savannah_dg I'm really not complaining, I'm just surprised. I had no clue my butt was this grabable

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

@SeanStdFsr this is why I love you so much ❤

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

What is it with drunk girls touching my butt at work???

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

@JasonScobie I'm in love with you and your nachos

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

Prohibition is greasier than I ever expected

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

Going from breakfast at Denny's one day back to breakfast at the caf another day is the fastest 100 to 0 I've ever experienced

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

I get too excited over waffles

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

@mira_williamson I'll call you next time then I promise

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

@mira_williamson It's not too late, you can still make it!

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

Me: I'm gonna eat healthy today
*Caf serves deep fried Mac and cheese*
Me: It's good for my happiness, therefore it's healthy. Pile it on!!!

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

London could really use a Kettlemans

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

"it seriously makes me laugh when Nigel swears. He's like Samuel L. Jackson that way."

-Steve McIntyre

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

@SeanStdFsr whose fans are these???

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

@mira_williamson when you're so famous you have paparazzi @SeanStdFsr

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

"It's only impossible if you stop and think about it"

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

Right side of the bike path people!!!! JF!!!!

[Nigel McIntyre @NigelMcIntyre2]

Not wrong

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@NGoldsmith I almost killed 8 dudes blocking the whole path today!!! Then I noticed they were all vaping too...