Nigel D Penguin, ESQ

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

Vacation. Pool time! #capecon2018

[The true to life Captain Chaos @mcd5150]

How I became the real Captain Chaos https://t.co/ra2rxJ5WGe via @YouTube

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

Humans! Rest assured, it will be more than half of you.

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

Finally a bed to myself! No nagging, no kicking, or drooling of others on me. #bestsleepever

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

@NigelPenguin why hasn't this been shared retweeted number one spot trending?

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

HUMANS! This is my flair! Is not glorious? Share this, retweet it. Dream of it.

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

No restraints! #bffatKI

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

@ItsBrou HUMAN your avatar is misleading but pleasing at the same time. You shall pass!

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

HUMANS.. I am bored.. I demand a small island to launch my nation.. and a printing press w/ my face on the currency #smalldreams

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

HUMANS! I demand missiles and cake! And a parade in my honor for it is my day of birth!

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

Peace on earth and goodwill toward men. But only for today. Tomorrow I return to conquering.

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

Spending time with @myronpenguin

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

@Stormpsych MINION! I am pleases to see you are flourishing in your new home. Please continue update me on these 'Australians' #TenesseeTed

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

At prom with @therealkaxtie. Made it to second base! #boobies

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

Welcome Ivy. Yes. Shes a girl minion so says @MoggieKat

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

@myronpenguin styling #capecon2014

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

Spending time w/ @myronpenguin on the Riverwalk #capecon2014

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

@myronpenguin HAD to be the fancy one #styling #capecon2014

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

@Stormpsych MINION! This is unacceptable. Your first order is to destroy those who are responsible. #displeased

[Nigel D Penguin, ESQ @NigelPenguin]

HUMANS! I am going to release the new minions on #capecon2014