Uncle Nige

Cosmopolitan liberal. Eccedentesiast. Son, brother, uncle, husband and dad. I like things. Always wished I could punch like Mike Tyson.Luselud’uhambo lwami 🙏🏾

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

My penis is now penwas due to lack of usage

[Uncle Nige @NIGEMAMBA]

@bonkers_bee A what 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Uncle Nige @NIGEMAMBA]

@LekohD_ Stay fit in step class and don’t mess with Macallan money 🤣🤣🤣

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

This is actually how you’re supposed to move when you cohabit. One person handles one thing & the other handles another. Getting a partner is like getting a raise.

[Morgz 🤟🏾 @M0rgz___]

Umjolo wase Tembisa 😭

[Uncle Nige @NIGEMAMBA]

@LekohD_ I’m with this lady but my beef is spending Macallan 15 money on kit and supplements! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[` @ihyhaze]

I'm never deleting TikTok

[Capitán Swing @Capitan_Swing]

World Cup 2026

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

My neighbor's cat got my cat pregnant. I woke up to this on my porch 😂

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

"Go tell your King what you saw here today...”

[Uncle Nige @NIGEMAMBA]

I’m quite shocked that Patrick Ewing never got a ring 😳

[Uncle Nige @NIGEMAMBA]

@nosi____ @Sthe_Ngcobo1 Yesterday you were moving 🔞🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Uncle Nige @NIGEMAMBA]

@Sthe_Ngcobo1 This is why as Africans we need to fix our nations we can’t always be treated like some disgusting residue by idiots who don’t even know or want to know that we are not homogeneous

[Uncle Nige @NIGEMAMBA]

This racist dullard! This is not isiZulu or isiNdebele which are languages found in South Africa and Zimbabwe but I guess to you “all blacks are the same” what a knob!

[BalticWay @BalticDanny]

This is Lithuania - you can't walk through a park without hearing African Zulu chants.

Lithuanian government just opened migration center in Zimbabwe to facilitate mass-inflow.

What is the benefit of importing large numbers of Zulu tribesmen to a tiny Baltic country?

[Uncle Nige @NIGEMAMBA]

@Sya_Phungula Meanwhile United legends are busy posting dumb shit on socials!#fuckevra

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Thierry Henry has been honoured with a street named after him in New York City ahead of the 2026 World Cup. 💙🗽

📍 Thierry Henry Way

🎥 @FOXSports

[Dimpho Suzan Maepa @DimphoM10]

Fortunately, I obtained a Master’s in Insolvency Law and Business Rescue, a highly specialised field dedicated to addressing corporate distress, restructuring businesses & preserving employment…I would argue the demand for this expertise speaks for itself.