Combine Cremator

cleaning streets and cremating blue niggas since 2003(?)

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I am literally the combine cremator from the Half-Life 2 Beta

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@DuvalMagic Not a particularly high bar

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This is Epics excuse for a review system, it literally looks like it’s made for 4 year old children

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Every big company is shit and only in it for money. Valve is no different and no one denies this, but this mf expects Valve to do what he wants.

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Imagine being this much of a manchild that you have to publicly have a cry about a multibillion dollar company

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@drgord0nfreeman Combine twitter fell apart

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@Tyler_McV Source: Dude trust me

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@half_microwave @SugmaNuttyBalls @HLOpFor @RealASHPD @halflife_txt @halflifesience @EngineerHecu @HecuShotgunner @HecuDrill @HecuMedic @HECU_Bandana @H_E_C_U @AestheticsValve @sourcepics @OfficerCalhoun @LaureyOits @bsp_overviews @snark_hl1 @LeechHL1 Ffffaldflf-lyffefer

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As much as I’d like Half-life this is kind of a no brainer, portal is the kind of thing you could drop on every platform and it would sell a million copies. The fact that they haven’t released this more than Skyrim is bizarre

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Portal and Portal 2 are coming to @Nintendo Switch in Portal: Companion Collection. Get ready to think with portals later this year for $19.99 in the Nintendo eShop!

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@ODST_735

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@wallacebreenhl2 Badger is tylermcv

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@SocialSanctity Yes

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@_LIamarr_ Started before that, I think he’s just upset that he spent 10 years of his life following a company only to have them barely notice him. He acts like he runs the company and gets really shitty when they don’t do what he says

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Half-life 2 fan at party(s) 😭😭😭😭

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