GOOD MORNING ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL WORLD CHAMPION BRAVES FANS.
TO THE LIFERS,
THE DIEHARDS,
THE CASUAL FANS,
THE TBS GENERATION,
THE BAMA FANS WHO ALWAYS GET BRAVES STUFF AS GIFTS.
TO ALL THOSE WHO BELIEVED,
AND TO ALL THOSE WHO DIDN’T
WE DID THE DAMN THING.
GO BRAVES. FOREVER.
Media: baseball is broken and last night the Braves proved it, so here’s a 2,000-word article explaining the intricacies of analytics and what it means for the future of this great sport
Me, an intellectual: 👏🏻 BRING 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻 ROIDS 👏🏻 AND 👏🏻 STICKY STUFF 👏🏻
Here I am. On my couch. Not wearing pants. Yawning every 30 seconds. Complaining about how sleepy I am. And this motherfucker Charlie Morton out here pitching with one damn leg. Broke his damn fibula, whatever that is, and said hang on, I gotta strike out this two legged dude.
this man sat through a 3 hour traffic jam on the 5 and then a 2 hour traffic jam on the 110 just to watch his $260,000,000 team lose to a bunch of biscuit n gravy eatin pearl necklace wearin trade deadline acquisitions