FlorenceNightingFail

First year nurse! Finally out of school, very happy to learn that I learned absolutely nothing about how to be a nurse. Wish me luck...

[Victoria Hester @trentonzmommy]

Nothing like having people you haven't seen or talked to in 4 years message you for medical advice #nurseproblems @NightingFail

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Set my alarm go remember something (as adults do ) and I can't remember what to remember. Classic Neville Longbottom.

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Why is everyone losing their dentures today ?

[Ife @Ifeagbetuyi]

@__PEGAH @_KJ15 “@ShitMursesSay: Meet @NightingFail Sexy Slurse, I'd hit it http://t.co/BgDyo6OHyj”

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Time for weekend night shift and brunch plans are made, huzzah !

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Having a dry wedding is a great way to ensure a low headcount.

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New Years resolution to be healthier. I work this weekend, does that mean I can go out drinking tonight ?

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In less than a week I will own more than one watch. I am literally sprinting to adulthood !

[Male Nurse Mindset™ @MaleNurseMind]

So who's going to welcome the new year with some chest compressions at work?

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#nursingresolutions to actually commit to my resolutions

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#nursingresolutions to bring more delicious food on night shift

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Anytime a doc says he appreciates nurses by nature sounds demeaning. Even if he means it. The end.

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Nursing: all napping and no real sleeping

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It's New Years Eve and of course I'm not working. So now I have to plan things. The only time working would be so much better...

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“@FinlandsFinest7: @NightingFail can you start tweeting more nurse related things already? Thanks. sincerely. Every nurse ever.” <333333

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Me: ugh I feel so sick today. Both nurses who heard me say that: you're probably pregnant.

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My favorite men are the ones who rip out their Foley catheters

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Just lied to a confused pt told her that a safety belt would help her back pain. Please just stay in bed and I'm only a little sorry I lied