Midnight Laser Theater

Premier Laser Entertainment. My uncle works at Nintendo.

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I love making nerds mad.

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Honestly the funniest thing about this is that he left comments open thinking he was going to get a bunch of compliments and praise and instead he spent the entire time directly dealing with the people that aren't saying nice things to him about it.

Just fucking log off, dork.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Check out this interesting thing I found online

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50 year old man cries because he's addicted to being online and someone made fun of a job he worked at for one afternoon

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

@cfieldhouse1 It’s funny that people wonder why I typically limit comments

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@BigBoyOnTheWeb @preterniadotcom It's totally because the monkey doesn't have a cigarette anymore, not because you're poor.

TOTALLY!

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@preterniadotcom It's wild how ignorant these full grown adult collectors are of the economics and production process surrounding the creation and distribution of this stuff.

Just 50 year old men bawling their eyes out because their 2nd mom won't let them buy a transformer.

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@ChrisMunn23 @preterniadotcom Costs, very likely. Plastic costs money. Tooling and molds cost money. The more stuff to develop, the more intricate the design, the more the cost.

Prices have already increased across the board recently, this was likely the best decision to keep this fig at the new price point.

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@TommKonQueso @preterniadotcom Y'all were really gonna pay $50 for this thing because it was gonna come with 2 plastic cigarettes the size of a rat turd?

Your little painted rat turd is a deal breaker?

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@ionicfire666 @preterniadotcom Based on the way you guys are whining it sounds like the market is 45 year old virgins that go through life behaving like an edgy 8th grader.

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@cooldisks101 @AdultSwimNoCon "why is it so smooth tho?!?!?!"

Because you're actually seeing a series of drawn images displayed in a sequence, not a power point of a shitty squid drawing sliding across the screen.

100% dork shit

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@cooldisks101 @AdultSwimNoCon This is what happens when a whole generation grows up consuming newgrounds Flash animated garbage, the annoying orange, and jib jabs.

15 fps is a goddamn revelation to these terminally online dorks.

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@CJBear71 @Gabrus Yeah Gabrus! We can change everything by spending our Saturdays letting a robodialer use our phones to call each other's voicemails! Knocking on doors will change the Supreme Court decisions!

ORRR just convince everyone to let you be in charge instead!

IT'S EASY STOP WHINING!

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Pretending to be a big boy who doesn't like little kid stuff but also you're 45 years old and this is your entire livelihood.

[J Hernandez @toyjawn1]

Confession time ... alright, y'all, I can't be the only one who thinks the new SHF Buzz Lightyear is kinda ridiculous, right? YES, I know it's from the new film ... my opinion still STANDS. 🤣

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@BarryNerdy @toyjawn1 Don't let this fucking dork try to change your mind by being a bully online about what toys you can like.

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@toyjawn1 It's wild that full grown men will piss and whine that their he-man figure doesn't look like a dried up stretch armstrong and then also try to dunk on quality, accurate, articulated products like this.

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@toyjawn1 Nothing more ridiculous than any other figure based on a character. This looks pretty screen accurate for the iteration of the character it is based on.

It says a lot that you didn't even try to justify your opinion, just demand that it be treated as valid. Edgy to be edgy.

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Shaking a little salt on some dour little ego worms.

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@HardingArt @TallyDude "AND I DONT NEED IT! WAAAAAH"

Pussy crybaby police the internet shit. God forbid poor little gem pollywog have a bad feeling near him!

"NOT IN MY COMMENTS!", blubbered paul

Get offline if you're gonna preen and bitch at literally the most little shit. This ain't for you

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Everyone who likes Johnny Depp also slept with their Step-dad. Total weirdo shit.

Dopes probably fall for magazine subscription scams too.

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@__february23 Johnny Depp: *texts paul bettany* "hey mate let's bury me girlfriend in a bog I'm right mad I am also drunk and I blew me job at disney by costing them a million bucks a day crying about me girlfriend!"

You: "This is all Howard Stern's fault!!"

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@EtmFeed @marqueso_rain @BanthaSkullcom Like, you're not entitled to not getting clowned on for crying about cardboard boxes.

Fucking pussy shit.

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@EtmFeed @marqueso_rain @BanthaSkullcom "JUST LET ME LIKE HOARDING BOXES OF PLASTIC STOP BEING MEAN ABOUT THE THINGS I LIKE YOURE MAKING ME FEEL SHAME THATS NOT FAIR!"