Sameer Rehman

Opinionated, Carrier of dry humour, Agnostic, Selectively Social and passively political.

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@iSamiaAhmed @iSamiaAhmed if this is how Pakistanis talk, I feel I am smittened by the general aawam of this nation.

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@myntra that's what happens when you replace humans with bots. This chat signifies how customer service is just a facade for marketing gimmicks lately.

#whereismyorder?

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@mohitjayal we are building an end to end ecosystem for motorcycle travelling (Stay-Tours-Events-Service) in Chandigarh (Panchkula). Would love to ideate alongside RE to amp up our design and co-brand. Do respond if you feel we can build something collaboratively.

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@anuragkashyap72 This fusion piece amplifies canorous music lost in halcyon days of yesteryears in me.
If it does in you, care to share?

PS: He is an old college friend I bumped into recently. Heineken is just for aesthetics.

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@ShashiTharoor Dr. Tharoor, This fusion piece amplifies canorous music lost in halcyon days of yesteryears in me.
If it does in you, care to share?

PS: He is an old college friend I bumped into recently. Heineken is just for aesthetics.

https://t.co/GLn8ZAcAws

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@poochandi007 @abhijitmajumder 1. Read the question.
2. Re-read the question.
3. Fuck off

[Nidhi Razdan @Nidhi]

So much indignity. Was this done to all the well off Indians who came back from abroad?

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

Zakir Naik would be cursing Islamophobia and right wing politics right now. #RamRahimSingh

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@Quikr Please learn service from @OLX_India

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@Quikr #5 I am sure you must have got interest on the same for a week as per my understanding of finances, can you oblige now?

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@Quikr #3 I'm sure you guys have millions of customers and my existence or not do no harm to your business revenues

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@Quikr #2 Have been given false commitments on refund, called 7 times, executive disconnected my call on hold and gave futile assurances

[Sameer Rehman @NihilistAbbot]

@Quikr #1 So I ordered one product from you guys vide order ID 295978252 which was supposedly sold out and money got deducted for it.

[Rahul Bamal @bamaltweets]

@AshokLavasa Has the GOI considered R1H2 and NPA issues of docs?
#Multiplecomms
#Toomuchdelay
#RDASJH

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

There isn't a cleverer, funnier columnist in India. @mrsfunnybones is such a joy to read! https://t.co/AtmcWABXB5