Nihilist MTA

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Northbound Q trains are running with delays after we removed a train with a door problem from service at Sheepshead Bay.
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Northbound Q trains have resumed because infrastructure week ended.

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Southbound F trains are running with delays after our crews performed track maintenance near Jackson Hts-Roosevelt Av.

Southbound F trains have resumed because it's your turn to get vaccinated!

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Southbound F trains are running with delays after planned track maintenance was completed.

Southbound F trains have resumed because we actually repaired something. Shocking!

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Southbound D/N/R trains are running with delays after our crews performed track maintenance near Union St.

Southbound D/N trains have resumed because infrastructure week ended.

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Southbound E/F trains are running with delays following special events in Queens.

Southbound F trains have resumed. You're doing great, unlike us!

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Southbound 4/5 trains are running with delays after we moved a train that had its brakes activated at 59 St.

Southbound 4/5 trains have resumed.

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Southbound 2/3 trains are running with delays after NYPD removed an unauthorized person from the tracks at Park Place.

Southbound 2 trains have resumed. The gods heard your sacrifices.

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Southbound 2/3 trains are delayed because delays make you appreciate us more when it works

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Southbound B/Q trains are running with delays after we moved a train that had its brakes activated at Prospect Park.

Southbound B/Q trains have resumed. Do you doubt our power now?

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Southbound A/C trains are running with delays after the train we removed from service at Jay St-MetroTech has made it to the storage facility.

Southbound A trains have resumed because your detour to Jackson Heights was worth it.

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Northbound F/G trains are running with delays after our trash collection train completed its work between Church Av to Smith-9 Sts.

Northbound F/G trains have resumed. Pray we do not do it again.

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Northbound C trains are running with delays after we moved a train that had its brakes activated at Ralph Av.

Northbound C trains have resumed because we actually repaired something. Shocking!

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SIR trains are running with delays in both directions after we addressed a mechanical problem at Arthur Kill.

Tottenville-bound SIR trains have resumed.

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D trains are running with delays in both directions after we addressed a signal problem at 9 Av.
D trains have resumed. Pray we do not do it again.

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Northbound N/Q/R trains are running with delays after our crews addressed a signal problem near DeKalb Av.

Northbound trains have resumed so we can cause delays later today :)

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N/Q trains are running with delays in both directions after our crews addressed a switch malfunction near 57 St-7 Av.

N/Q trains have resumed because it's your turn to get vaccinated!

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Southbound D/N/R trains are running with delays after our crews performed track maintenance near Union St.

Southbound D/N trains have resumed because we actually repaired something. Shocking!

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Southbound A trains are running with delays after our crews performed track maintenance near 50 St.

Southbound A trains have resumed. Count your blessings.

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Northbound 4/6 trains are running with delays after our crews investigated why a train's brakes were activated near 110 St..

Northbound 4/6 trains have resumed. Count your blessings.

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Northbound 6 trains are running with delays after we moved a train that had its brakes activated near 23 St.

Northbound trains have resumed because your detour to Jackson Heights was worth it.