#HolesOfMom
You:"Mom, please don't invite them here"
Your mom:"Why are you so afraid? Don't worry, sweetie, mommy is here."
You:"Um...my friends told me their moms aren't the same..."
Your mom:"Nothing will change, ok? I promise"
Your mom 5 mins after your bullies arrived:
Your mom having a quickie with the coach in a cheap motel across the street from the basketball court where the game is happening. She was so desperate to add you to the team after you cried your eyes out yesterday when he said you should stay away from sports. #HolesOfMom
"MY Mom WouLD nEVEr chEaT On mY DaD, but look at this! Hahaha ๐ I made the bitch cheat!" said Darnell.
Darnell's friends laughed because they already seen the video.
"Uhh...That's not my mom" you said shaking.
You knew it was your mom but you were in disbelief.
Your mom when your dad asked for anal sex: "No. I'm not doing that ever again. It hurt so much the first time we tried it."
Your mom when a black guy she doesn't know asked for anal sex: "I don't really like anal, but if that's what you want, we can do it."
#HolesOfMom
It was considerate of your Mom to try be quiet and stifle her moans when her boyfriend was over (most nights) but she may as well not have bothered - the wet slapping sounds of her being railed hard echoed round the house.
Your Mom's new boyfriend had a bad reputation: he never used condoms and had babymama's all over the city. Your Mom sat you down and explained the sex was too good to turn down, but she was being safe and using birth control. You swapped them for sugar pills and he did the rest.