Nik Briggs

Martial Artist and US Army

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

@GregLevinsky As a former customer of both Dump Guy takes the cake 24/7 365

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

Just remember you gotta take the roll to hole ratio into account. Hell yeah!

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

@raisingcanes we need yall to expand to Maine

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

@raisingcanes we need yall to expand to Maine please

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

Anybody wanna talk about September 9th, 2014 when Apple downloaded an album of U2s music that nobody fucking asked for.

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@insultsrare Some people just brightens your day🥸

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

“Idk if my asshole or my brain is having a worse day.” - the man the myth the legend.

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

“Where do we go when we die? I hope it’s Baskin Robins.”

-Don’t worry about who said this shit.

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

Big 3-13 win for the @PortlandSeaDogs today. Scoring 9 runs in the 7th inning was what called that game for sure.

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

Does anybody else’s woman chew load enough for the neighborhood to hear?

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

Hot take Dunkin’ Donuts in wells has a fire playlist

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

@raisingcanes open up a store in maine!

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

I could name a few people that I grew up with that have been on more weiners than Heinz ketchup.

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

I have an important announcement: @Cheesecake should go fuck themselves. They’re extremely overrated

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

@Cheesecake you know what to do.

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

Greater portland metro drivers are pieces of shit

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

Update on @Cheesecake they can still go fuck themselves

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

Day 4 of telling @Cheesecake to go fuck themselves! Holy fuck I keep forgetting but holy they suck

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

Day 3 of telling @Cheesecake to go fuck themselves

[Nik Briggs @Nik_Briggs13]

I skipped a couple days. But day 2 of telling @Cheesecake to go fuck themselves